Kanyeās mom, whom he lived with more often than not, kept a collection of 1980s Ron Jeremy-style VHS pr0n. Which seems weird to me. I know, because Pr0nHub keeps detailed statistics about who visits their site (ruh roh), that some girls watch pr0n. But how many women had a pr0n collection on VHS? I think most people just rented pr0n back during the VHS era. To actually buy those tapes cost an arm and a leg ā it required a certain level of commitment to pr0nography. So Kanyeās father wasnāt the only one with, erm, proclivities. That may have even been how they found each other.
Donda West first discovered her sonās fascination with pr0n when he snuck and watched one of her VHS tapes and accidentally left it in the VCR for her to find. Awkward! The easiest thing to do in a situation like that is just put the tape back where it belongs and let the situation blow over without either of you mentioning it. Imagine how difficult it would be to have a conversation with an eight year-old kid about pr0n, let alone your own pr0n, the shit that you specifically picked out at an off brand video store in a sketchy strip mall, because it best-suited your āneeds.ā I shudder to think what kind of pr0n this was.
What does an eight year-old boy even do with pr0n? As a 33 year-old man, Iāve got videos Iāve been watching since I was like 26 that I havenāt seen any more than about eight minutes of, because⦠well, thereās no need to get too graphic here. Kids might want to read this book. Iām hoping my elementary school alma mater will keep it in their library. When I was a kid, back in the mid to late ā80s, they had that book where the guy who played Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air teaches you how to break dance, and I think putting this book alongside it would provide me with a certain not necessarily pr0n-related sense of completion ā an emotional money shot, if you will.
A young Kanye probably sat there and watched those videos all the way through, while his mom was off working on her dissertation. Pr0n films are always especially long, to justify charging so much for them. Thereās one scene with the chick whoās on the cover, and then they pad the length with a few chicks who arenāt attractive enough to carry their own film. In fact, Kanye may have forgotten to put the tape back where he found it because he sat there so long he ended up falling asleep and having a dream about Christy Canyon.
This is all speculation, mind you.
There was also an incident in which Kanye brought some nudie magazines to class and got caught passing them around to other kids so everyone could get a good look. How considerate of him. In retrospect, this was a precursor to his career casting a lot of skanky chicks with ginormous cans in videos like Drakeās āBest I Ever Had,ā let alone any number of his own videos.
The teacher asked Kanye where he got those magazines, and he said his motherās closet, which, again⦠worrisome. Kanyeās mom was called to the school, where she slapped him and then took him home and forced him to write a paper about why kids shouldnāt look at pr0n. This was all discussed in the book Donda wrote about raising Kanye. I didnāt read it back when it came out, and the budget I had to write this book wasnāt sufficient to buy a copy (the library didnāt have it), but I remember reading an article about it in the Daily Mail or somewhere back when it came out. I may have written about it ā or at least mentioned it ā back when I was with XXL.
Anyway, Freud would have had a field day with that one: The fact that Kanyeās mom wrote an entire book about raising him. The fact that she had all of that pr0n. The fact that she slapped him, which may have later resulted in masochistic tendencies. And the fact that she made him write a research paper about his precocious interest in pr0n, thus forever linking education, punishment, pr0nography and his mother in his not yet fully formed, already depraved mind. Oh, what I wouldnāt give to get my hands on a copy of that paper. Is it typed in ALL CAPS?