things Mr Tea will love

[Mr. Tea]

Is Tea having a moment, again?

Awwwww, thank Luka for the Babes threads heads up, Ruperty Booperty, they’re a goldmine and the template for all future works

Haha, sure, it's me that's "having a moment" and not you, up at 3 am, trawling a forum for something I wrote decades ago.

Does your wife not consider this behaviour slightly unusual? Or has she got sick of it and kicked you out?

 

[Murphy]

work is slow at 3am, dunce, but the board gifted us all a template and reference threads of great renown, so I put them to work as requested and pimped your cretinism

there are, as yet, even more undiscovered treasures lurking in zee babes threads, trust me if I’d discovered this hidden layer to Dissensus history earlier it would’ve been utilised

catch you again soon

x

(cue a double or triple post reply but I can save you time - El Tel McKenna was a @pattycakes_ frothfest)

 

[Mr. Tea]

You do realise, don't you, that every time you go on one of these mad multi-page spazz-outs or spend hours carefully crafting images with quotes of stuff I wrote when Gordon Brown was PM and then decide that I'm the one "having a moment", you come across exactly like a drunk, toothless vagrant sitting in a pool of his own piss, yelling "YOU WANNA SORT YOUR LIFE OUT, MATE!" at passers by?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Obviously I'm being rhetorical here, because you clearly don't realise this at all, which is what makes it simultaneously pitiable and hilarious.

 

[Murphy]

(cue a double or triple post reply

 

[Mr. Tea]

Also, lol, what a fucking shit, depressing job. 🤣

 

[Murphy]

Let’s see what the babes library is saying

You’ll love this one

 

[Mr. Tea]

OK, you amuse yourself, I'm going to fuck off for a bit and see how you're doing tomorrow.

 

[Mr. Tea]

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Lol yeah, you totally "decked" me there, hard man.

Your obsession with physical violence is hilarious. I've never seen a more obvious victim in my entire life.

 

[Murphy]

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[hmg]

Lol yeah, you totally "decked" me there, hard man.

Your obsession with physical violence is hilarious. I've never seen a more obvious victim in my entire life.

Except for that time he knocked out a black gentleman while waiting for a bus.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Except for that time he knocked out a black gentleman while waiting for a bus.

Is that so? Interesting. Did it come up on here?

 

[hmg]

Is that so? Interesting. Did it come up on here?

✅

 

[Clinamenic]

Fascinating alliances are forming before my eyes.

 

[Murphy]

any port in a storm

 

[Mr. Tea]

Fascinating alliances are forming before my eyes.

Oh, I'm as opportunistic as honey fungus when you get down to it.

 

[Clinamenic]

Oh, I'm as opportunistic as honey fungus when you get down to it.

Now you're just lining quotes up for the meme template!

 

[Clinamenic]

Re: pipes, I've been smoking tobacco pipes for several years already, since I was a freshman in college. Why, just the other day, I busted out my largest pipe when I was on the porch, next to the King of Bhutan, and I got the sense he was intimidated because he promptly retreated.

 

[Murphy]

 

[Murphy]

Re: pipes, I've been smoking tobacco pipes for several years already, since I was a freshman in college. Why, just the other day, I busted out my largest pipe when I was on the porch, next to the King of Bhutan, and I got the sense he was intimidated because he promptly retreated.