Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
If you didn't at least chuckle at "He does avocado" then I'm afraid you might be dead.
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I was just trying to look on the bright side. Obviously it was started by a certain someone who has let his irrational hatred of me become the defining feature of his life for some reason.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I'm still waiting for you to explain to me what I ever did to upset you so very, very badly, Mr J Murphy.
Murphy
cat malogen
Oh just the entire slow build up of atDroid atDroid atDroid over anything remotely anti/testy-Irish, the entire Craner-lite monoglot Welsh language bs misunderstanding how families converse outside of language acts, the pathetic fake i.d bs repetition, your puerile puns, your general hobbit-esque existence but, at the very core of the matter, the sheer backwards nature of your ongoing presence until snapping
What I won’t do, for example, is dunk on your Mum’s recent health scare but the provenance of your son is another matter *wink
What are the odds you have an SS get-up for ‘date nights’ with Mrs Harris, Mr Harris?
Question is - why be a soldier when you could be a dictator?
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What I won’t do, for example, is dunk on your Mum’s recent health scare but the provenance of your son is another matter *wink
What are the odds you have an SS get-up for ‘date nights’ with Mrs Harris, Mr Harris?
Question is - why be a soldier when you could be a dictator?
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Dictator Costume, Grey, with Trousers & Jacket. Washing Instructions: Dry Clean Only Product Code: 47203 Contents: Trousers and Jacket only, no mask included.
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
The only Nazi obsessive round here is you, chum. A quick glance at our posting histories for the last year will abundantly demonstrate that.Oh just the entire slow build up of atDroid atDroid atDroid over anything remotely anti/testy-Irish, the entire Craner-lite monoglot Welsh language bs misunderstanding how families converse outside of language acts, the pathetic fake i.d bs repetition, your puerile puns, your general hobbit-esque existence but, at the very core of the matter, the sheer backwards nature of your ongoing presence until snapping
What I won’t do, for example, is dunk on your Mum’s recent health scare but the provenance of your son is another matter *wink
What are the odds you have an SS get-up for ‘date nights’ with Mrs Harris, Mr Harris?
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Question is - why be a soldier when you could be a dictator?
Dictator Costume
Dictator Costume, Grey, with Trousers & Jacket. Washing Instructions: Dry Clean Only Product Code: 47203 Contents: Trousers and Jacket only, no mask included.
More generally, does it not strike you that flying into an insane rage over literally fucking nothing at all and then sulking for (so far) 18 solid months is intensely embarrassing behaviour for a man well into his sixth decade? Do your kids know about this extremely unhealthy obsession of yours? Or your wife?
BTW, it's very funny to watch you try to call on droid for backup, since you clearly look up to him as one of the 'big kids', and to accuse me of anti-Irish prejudice (something I've never demonstrated here), while you feel the need to keep up this ludicrous performative hatred of England, while living in England. As if there aren't 200 other countries you could go and live in. I hear South Sudan is nice this time of year.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
To reiterate: this problem you have is not going to get better by itself.
Murphy
cat malogen
oh no, not the permafurious Gaels, you sound rattled lad
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fwiw our youngest son wants to captain England in an Ashes series, even learned how to “bowl” and “bat”. wtf have you done for Merry Olde England? check these terms I picked up too, an entire linguistic pantheon:
“play through the v”, the v being the v-shaped cordon diagonally in front of a batsman through “mid on“ and ”cover”
”show the maker’s name” means when you drive through the ball you keep the front face of the bat extended through the shot
”get your foot to the pitch of the ball” = self explanatory
anyway, here’s a symbiotic mushroom meme
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Yes, you've posted those results before. Talk about a stuck record. Your problem is you're too mad to see how mad you are.
Anyway, by all means enjoy another late-night session of combing the forum for things I posted 15 years ago for six hours solid to prove that I'm the unstable one, if it makes you happy.
Anyway, by all means enjoy another late-night session of combing the forum for things I posted 15 years ago for six hours solid to prove that I'm the unstable one, if it makes you happy.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Oh, so the fact that there are stouts I prefer to Guinness is evidence of my "anti-Irish racism"? You really are the thinnest-skinned fucking snowflake I've ever encountered.
Funny as fuck that tried to grass me up to droid about it. Your emotional development obviously stalled around the age of, oh, about eight, I'd say.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Take all the time you need. Use both sides of the paper if necessary.
Murphy
cat malogen
your worst crimes, apart from being a boring food crab with creepy cheese and onion crisp breath “vibes” as the kids say, are just being shit at any musical reference points worth exploring or engaging with, nothing on literature and pure womble nature man atypical Norwegian jacket branded moron profile
Dissensus Stockholm syndrome, it’s just i’m not afflicted by having to like you and that’s what you’re angry at - being rejected and then targeted a wee bit, would never deny putting you in your place
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Dissensus Stockholm syndrome, it’s just i’m not afflicted by having to like you and that’s what you’re angry at - being rejected and then targeted a wee bit, would never deny putting you in your place
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Murphy
cat malogen
it‘s as if no-one knows who Mr T is but you had to say to the world “no, I’m @Mr. Tea !”
did you stand on tables as a kid and orate Churchill speeches making Spitfire airfix models?
SPITFIRE AIRFIX! C’mon, I bet you LOVE spitfire airfix so much you’ve seen a spitfire irl, at Farmborough or with your mate at gchq
did you stand on tables as a kid and orate Churchill speeches making Spitfire airfix models?
SPITFIRE AIRFIX! C’mon, I bet you LOVE spitfire airfix so much you’ve seen a spitfire irl, at Farmborough or with your mate at gchq
Murphy
cat malogen
turns out WHAT MODEL OF SPITFIRE?
like a brave new world opened up, almost religious
like a brave new world opened up, almost religious