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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Or what, hard man?
Just what, exactly, are you going to do to me if I mention your ugly skank cunt of a sisterwife or your deformed inbred bastards? See, this stuff rolls off my tongue as easy as breathing. You on the other hand can come up with nothing better than "your wife is unfaithful to you" and laughable threats of physical violence. I know I've made you weep hot tears of impotent rage about your dear old da', and I can tell you're trembling and welling up again right now.
You had your chance to show me how tough you are. You knew exactly where I would be and when. You even made veiled threats. And you bottled it. Fucking pathetic.
Murphy
cat malogen
Or what, hard man?
Just what, exactly, are you going to do to me if I mention your ugly skank cunt of a sisterwife or your deformed inbred bastards? See, this stuff rolls off my tongue as easy as breathing. You on the other hand can come up with nothing better than "your wife is unfaithful to you" and laughable threats of physical violence. I know I've made you weep hot tears of impotent rage about your dear old da', and I can tell you're trembling and welling up again right now.
You had your chance to show me how tough you are. You knew exactly where I would be and when. You even made veiled threats. And you bottled it. Fucking pathetic.
sorry?
Murphy
cat malogen
william_kent
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this one has a particularly nazi razor blade insertion scene as far as I can remember
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Well John - since we're apparently on first name terms now - it's been some time since you called upon "the gods" to do what you were too much of a fucking pussy to do even when you had the perfect opportunity and smite me. I haven't noticed much smiting going on, I have to say, although I did get an unexpected itch in my eyebrow a moment ago.
Maybe your smudging herbs are past their best before date? Or try upgrading to a bigger dreamcatcher? IDK, it's not really my area of expertise.
Murphy
cat malogen
just about to hit the road for Bristol, Oliver
will be in here tonight from 7:30
www.plougheaston.co.uk
and here on Sunday til about 7
whatpub.com
see you soon
will be in here tonight from 7:30
The Plough
Much loved pub, music venue and takeaway food and drink outlet at the heart of the community in Easton, Bristol, UK.
www.plougheaston.co.uk
and here on Sunday til about 7
Miners Arms, Bristol
Located close to St Werburghs City Farm and Bristol Climbing Centre, this is a popular street-corner local. The pub still has some original features, including "Bottle and Jug" glass door panels. There are usually three to six changing bee...
see you soon
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Lol, it doesn't really work like that, does it? You threatened to kill me over an imagined slight, remember - not the other way round.just about to hit the road for Bristol, Oliver
will be in here tonight from 7:30
The Plough
Much loved pub, music venue and takeaway food and drink outlet at the heart of the community in Easton, Bristol, UK.
and here on Sunday til about 7
Miners Arms, Bristol
Located close to St Werburghs City Farm and Bristol Climbing Centre, this is a popular street-corner local. The pub still has some original features, including "Bottle and Jug" glass door panels. There are usually three to six changing bee...
see you soon
You had your chance and you pussied out. You gigantic fucking pussy.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Anyway, I see WashYourGlans is still determined to set the record for being the most sensitive, fragile and vulnerable """bully""" in the history of the Internet.
How it started:
How it's going:
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How it started:
How it's going:
😅
Murphy
cat malogen
Did you miss me, Tea? God, the shit people tell me about you, I mean it goes back 20 years .. but even they are grossed out by you, as you say it comes naturally among the Big Boys
don’t say bottled, I might take it as a death threat
if you ever feel the urge to unravel in person, ever, happy to accommodate any whims anywhere any time excluding nightclubs you idiot, we can go supervised so many ways, why are you playing hard to get
until then, just hysterically run your mouth as a blow hard, at the very least i suggest you go and train for 6 months and then come at it
last comment repeated - any where, any time, as soon or as far off as you like, until then fuck off for the board’s sake
Murphy
x
Or what, hard man?
Just what, exactly, are you going to do to me if I mention your ugly skank cunt of a sisterwife or your deformed inbred bastards? See, this stuff rolls off my tongue as easy as breathing. You on the other hand can come up with nothing better than "your wife is unfaithful to you" and laughable threats of physical violence. I know I've made you weep hot tears of impotent rage about your dear old da', and I can tell you're trembling and welling up again right now.
You had your chance to show me how tough you are. You knew exactly where I would be and when. You even made veiled threats. And you bottled it. Fucking pathetic.
don’t say bottled, I might take it as a death threat
if you ever feel the urge to unravel in person, ever, happy to accommodate any whims anywhere any time excluding nightclubs you idiot, we can go supervised so many ways, why are you playing hard to get
until then, just hysterically run your mouth as a blow hard, at the very least i suggest you go and train for 6 months and then come at it
last comment repeated - any where, any time, as soon or as far off as you like, until then fuck off for the board’s sake
Murphy
x
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
The difference between you and me, dear friend, is that I'm sufficiently well adjusted to understand that wanting to physically fight someone over a perceived slight on an Internet forum is just about the most tragic, cringe and generally fucking pathetic thing imaginable.
Pull yourself together, you sad prick, you're nearly 60 for Christ's sake. Seriously, please spend a few moments to contemplate what your kids would think of you if they knew their dad was behaving in this way. I'm sure they'd die of shame.
And, to reiterate it for the Nth time, you had your chance and you bottled it. You gigantic fucking pussy.
Pull yourself together, you sad prick, you're nearly 60 for Christ's sake. Seriously, please spend a few moments to contemplate what your kids would think of you if they knew their dad was behaving in this way. I'm sure they'd die of shame.
And, to reiterate it for the Nth time, you had your chance and you bottled it. You gigantic fucking pussy.
Murphy
cat malogen
cool narrative food-crab
see, you’ve gone and got your temper up again by getting ahead of yourself and insisting on typing more inane bollocks your mouth can’t cash - the ‘Internet’, as you say
get back to me when you’re ready over perceived slights in person, it’s that reductive, maybe make a worthwhile contribution to a few threads for once, eh?
until then shutting you down, back on ignore for the Airfix freak
see, you’ve gone and got your temper up again by getting ahead of yourself and insisting on typing more inane bollocks your mouth can’t cash - the ‘Internet’, as you say
get back to me when you’re ready over perceived slights in person, it’s that reductive, maybe make a worthwhile contribution to a few threads for once, eh?
until then shutting you down, back on ignore for the Airfix freak
Clinamenic
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