Kid Charlemagne is Pussy Whipped

[Murphy]

feelings can wait

smash fuck out of her whims then double down again and again and again til it’s like a ferero roche ad and you’re the only ambassador

how’s your back Kid, your jaw is vital too, don’t come home without a sprained tongue

 

[Murphy]

click sounds v Luther Vandross and she’s riding your face with a strong strain of hpv



vs



also

HPV vaccine

Find out about the HPV vaccine, including who it's for, how to get it and possible side effects.

www.nhs.uk

don’t gargle, breathe through your nose and get the job done

Xhosa click sounds, reel a few off, it’ll convey you’re an internationalist and the world is your harbour

 

[Murphy]

 

[Murphy]

honest to fuck ask some of this lot and you’ll get 5th date sonnet recommendations

level with the youth (and don’t ignore hpv)

 

[Murphy]

don’t talk about ufo’s

don’t talk about your priors

definitely don’t talk about your priors - she doesn’t want to think about sti transmission and she doesn’t want to think you might have an ex who could still be relevant

don’t mention you got the hpv shot as recommended here unless/until she does first, say, courtesy of an alt context/anecdote

thank me another time

 

[kid charlemagne]

don’t talk about ufo’s

don’t talk about your priors

definitely don’t talk about your priors - she doesn’t want to think about sti transmission and she doesn’t want to think you might have an ex who could still be relevant

don’t mention you got the hpv shot as recommended here unless/until she does first, say, courtesy of an alt context/anecdote

thank me another time

she talks about her priors an observant amount which idk what to do with

 

[Clinamenic]

We'll help Liner out. Lamebaugh, you into femme dom types? Girls who grind your balls into dust? They'll chew you out and tell you what to do, neg you for a microaggression and then get pissy when you split the dinner bill instead of picking up the tab?

 

[Murphy]

she talks about her priors an observant amount which idk what to do with

you know takeout food?

you’re the food

 

[Murphy]

@malelesbian @...

 

[The King of Pussy Gettin]

shes so hot i wish this was play misty for me situation

its actually gay 2 get pussy

 

[sus]

she talks about her priors an observant amount which idk what to do with

Is she a rationalist??

 

[kid charlemagne]

unfortuntately for the thread, last night went very well and i feel better about this alll..... i will once again propose for her to spend a day in nyc with me.... updates will come i guess

 

[line b]

Well tell us how it went well

 

[Mr. Tea]

Well tell us how it went well

We're going to need details. Copious details.

 

[yyaldrin]

is she one of those dimes square types kid?

 

[kid charlemagne]

is she one of those dimes square types kid?

no ive already fallen in love with one of them who said she couldnt date me because she had to get sober.... i think of her every day

 

[kid charlemagne]

Well tell us how it went well

i dont know really i just thought about how u said u would just date women and then the labels would come up randomly after dating.... we just talked and fooled around for hours and she said she wanted to wait but some things she says tell me she wants to keep going i dont know its hard to explain

 

[kid charlemagne]

today i went to the park and talked to this girl and she wrote a poem about bob dylan for me, gave me her instagram, and said she hopes to chat with me again

 

[kid charlemagne]

sus is right i need to go back to living the bohemian life in nyc.... or move full time

 

[kid charlemagne]

today i went to the park and talked to this girl and she wrote a poem about bob dylan for me, gave me her instagram, and said she hopes to chat with me again

she told me me and timothee chalamet have the same essence