fact no.1 BABBOON REFUSES PEANUTS

luka

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BABOON DOES NOT EAT PEANUTS. I REAPEAT BABOON OF DISSESNSUS FAME DOESE NOT EAT PEANUT. HE SAYS THEY ARE UNPLEASANT. I HAVE NEVER MET A PEANUT ABSTAINER BEFORE. I THINK THIS IS ODD. i eat the peanut.
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
fACT NUMBER TWO

LUKA THINKS MASHED SWEDE IS EXCLUSIVELY EATEN BY PAEDOPHILES. THIS IS NOT ENTIRELY IRRATIONAL but is still somewhat odd.
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
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Anything to escape doing this essay :/
 
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Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please

Always used to chuckle at that when I lived in Harringay.

They should be doing a better job, though! Don't think I ever saw an advert for Cypriot potatoes except when I was already in a Turkish greengrocer's. And they are objectively the world's best spuds, they taste buttery even before you've put any butter on them and have this amazing golden colour that no other spuds have.

What I really want to eat right now is a massive pile of grilled jerk chicken and some Cypriot spuds with butter, lemon juice and herbs. Sigh.
 
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Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
R.I.P Cyprus Potato Marketing Board

that sign disappeared a couple of years ago now.. not sure if public perception of the Cypriot potato has nose-dived as a result..

Maybe they've just moved with the times - anyone checked their Twitter feed lately?
 

viktorvaughn

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Always used to chuckle at that when I lived in Harringay.

They should be doing a better job, though! Don't think I ever saw an advert for Cypriot potatoes except when I was already in a Turkish greengrocer's. And they are objectively the world's best spuds, they taste buttery even before you've put any butter on them and have this amazing golden colour that no other spuds have.

What I really want to eat right now is a massive pile of grilled jerk chicken and some Cypriot spuds with butter, lemon juice and herbs. Sigh.

I had sickest jerk chicken for lunch, Shades van on Hoxton St Thurs/Fri lunchtimes if anyone is ever around there, amazing...

http://www.shadescaterers.co.uk/default.asp?textpage=bbqs
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
Luka's 'I eat the peanut' in this thread still haunts me. And I fear always will. Even today I had it in my head. It's like Burroughs language-as-virus gone very, very wrong.
 
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