where will you go when you cant afford london?

datwun

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Surprisingly, Tokyo's actually way more affordable than London. You can live in a studio flat in a fun part of town for £500-600 and pretty much every single job pays your commuting costs. Weed's £30 a gram doe...
 

HMGovt

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i could afford it but moved anyway, to Worthing. I'm the youngest in my apartment block by 30 years. It's likely I'll live to see my third century what with all this sunshine, vast horizon dappled by distant storm tops, soft sea air and relative dearth of cunts.
 

luka

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I like Japan a lot but white people who live there look wring. Dry hair with a side parting. Glasses like bill Gates wore in 82. Something festering inside. Something that is not hygienic.

Northumberland is my ancestral homeland
 

HMGovt

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There will be a time when London slides back to its 1940s-1980s state of crumbling, stained stucco, saplings sprouting out of windows, the Thames leaving greasy brown stains as it flushes the city's wounded guts into an Estuary bristling with derelict wind farms. After the next major European land/drone war. It'll be a good time to buy.
 

datwun

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Luka - That's not an accurate image of white people out here at all, or maybe it's an outdated one? Don't get me wrong the white people out here are absolutely terrible, like really the worst people in the world lol, just not that kind of terrible. More like Americans in Khaki shorts with Asian fetishes and rapey sexual politics. The white girls are more geeky than the white guys. With the Brits it's more like there's a massive contingent of indie twats who are still partying like it's 2005.

Doesn't bother me, I only hang with Japanese people.

Going out to 02:31 in Birmingham and meeting people there really made me realise that I could easily live there over London. Great parties, good curries and what a difference it makes to your day to day sense of well being when people are - on average - safe and personable as opposed to - on average - stand offish and pretentious.
 

mistersloane

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Rhuemy white men with skin conditions and sweaty palms
I reaaally noticed this in Japan but just figured it was cos all the people who moved there had to work so hard that they never saw daylight. Cos the young people looked cool.
 

Mr. Tea

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Christ, I stumbled across this chump's blog a while ago and read a bunch of posts - fucking waste of time that was, and from the first para this looks like more of the same. The absolute most obnoxiously self-satisfied, ostentatiously cod-radical bollocks dripping with laughably self-conscious pretensions to intellectualism, like a bad pisstake of k-punk circa 2006 only without the easy-going sense of humour.

Sorry. As you were.
 
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