Choon of the Day

[catalog]

luke what is it with the white trousers? whats up with you?

 

[luka]

I like white trousers.

 

[catalog]

what's wrong with you?

 

[luka]

Well obviously you couldn't pull them off!

 

[catalog]

why would i want to pull them off? wouldn't be seen dead in white trousers. what are you, a poet or something?

 

[woops]

well yeah but i would never wear a waistcoat though.

 

[yyaldrin]

luke what is it with the white trousers? whats up with you?

he's the only one that can wear them with confidence because he doesn't fart.

 

[version]

He does when he's eating Jerusalem artichokes.

 

[luka]

I never eat Jerusalem artichokes I've got a fridge full of them my mum stole from a food bank.

 

[catalog]

Highly highly suspicious that he claims not to fart DESPITE being a vegetarian. More confirmation, as if any more was needed, that he is in fact an AI and/or alien

 

[Corpsey]

Earlier on I casually and callously slagged off "the prestige"

Ironically I was doing this for prestige

And I want @suspended to know I intend to watch it again with an open mind and heart

I acted out of character today, goaded into a bestial rage by @craner

And for that I'm truly sorry

 

[luka]

Corpsey, we all like you best when you are being cheeky and abusing people. This is your true and most loveable self.

 

[luka]

We all hate the meek and mild Corpsey. We want him dead, his corpse trampled underfoot and defiled. We love the strutting, cocksure, abusive banter Corpsey.

 

[Corpsey]

That man is a monster

 

[craner]

Earlier on I casually and callously slagged off "the prestige"

Ironically I was doing this for prestige

And I want @suspended to know I intend to watch it again with an open mind and heart

I acted out of character today, goaded into a bestial rage by @craner

And for that I'm truly sorry

What did I do?

 

[Corpsey]

As if you don't know!

 

[Corpsey]

Christian Bale is a problem here.

But the whole world feels shallow. Narrow.

But my mind is open.

 

[Corpsey]

Not tonight. After all I've had the longest day in months. But someday soon I'll watch it all without judgement.

 

[luka]

You were brilliant today Jack. You really brightened up my day by being funny and abusive and it made me think, I love this Corpsey I wish he was like this every day I hope he stays like this forever.

 

[Corpsey]

Here's Andy Serkis being an unconvincing yank in a bowler hat.