luka

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i went on a blind date the other day and upon opening the door of her flat the girl told me right away that she took some xanax. i found it a bit odd but didn't want to be too judgemental. so we go inside her flat and within ten minutes she asks if i want some coke. another ten minutes later she says she's gonna take some mdma and if i wanted a bit as well. it was so weird, i only took a little bit of coke and refused the rest. then all sorts of strangers started ringing her doorbell and she says "ah yea i sell some stuff every now and then as well" and all sorts of weirdos and freaks pass by and i started sweating and smoking one cigarette after the other until i just had to leave and said "yeh maybe let's meet for a coffee once" and then left and never got back to her again.

and that whole situation put me off drugs somehow. it was all so dark and pointless.

Berlin is nihilistic and cursed. get out while you still can.
 

catalog

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My wife has a friend who lives in Berlin and went to visit her and they went to score weed off some musician guy and he answered the door in just his boxers. They made a bit of small talk while waiting, asked him what he'd been up to during the day, and his reply was 'wanking'.
 

catalog

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Just found out this thing about a guy we know; every time he buys ecstasy he buys one more pill than he needs and - get this - he has a collection in little boxes with glass lids. Each box displaying a pill on a little cotton bed. Every pill he's taken like a butterfly collection.
My mate has done a sort of similar thing, he wrote out an inventory of every pill he ever took, from about 1995-1999, what they were, how many, where at. Just a list on A4. I've got it somewhere, cos he found it doing a clear out andc was gonna chuck it bug I said I wanted it. I was gonna put it in a zine but never got round to it. It's got some good names /descriptions.. 'large pink triangular mitsubishi, hull'
 

Mr. Tea

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i went on a blind date the other day and upon opening the door of her flat the girl told me right away that she took some xanax. i found it a bit odd but didn't want to be too judgemental. so we go inside her flat and within ten minutes she asks if i want some coke. another ten minutes later she says she's gonna take some mdma and if i wanted a bit as well. it was so weird, i only took a little bit of coke and refused the rest. then all sorts of strangers started ringing her doorbell and she says "ah yea i sell some stuff every now and then as well" and all sorts of weirdos and freaks pass by and i started sweating and smoking one cigarette after the other until i just had to leave and said "yeh maybe let's meet for a coffee once" and then left and never got back to her again.

and that whole situation put me off drugs somehow. it was all so dark and pointless.
I think you must have a gene that prompts people to offer you drugs.
 

Leo

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i went on a blind date the other day and upon opening the door of her flat the girl told me right away that she took some xanax. i found it a bit odd but didn't want to be too judgemental. so we go inside her flat and within ten minutes she asks if i want some coke. another ten minutes later she says she's gonna take some mdma and if i wanted a bit as well. it was so weird, i only took a little bit of coke and refused the rest. then all sorts of strangers started ringing her doorbell and she says "ah yea i sell some stuff every now and then as well" and all sorts of weirdos and freaks pass by and i started sweating and smoking one cigarette after the other until i just had to leave and said "yeh maybe let's meet for a coffee once" and then left and never got back to her again.

and that whole situation put me off drugs somehow. it was all so dark and pointless.
you've got the best stories.
 

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My wife has a friend who lives in Berlin and went to visit her and they went to score weed off some musician guy and he answered the door in just his boxers. They made a bit of small talk while waiting, asked him what he'd been up to during the day, and his reply was 'wanking'.
I didn't know Corpsey sold weed.
 
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