Grayling understood he'd been made a count but he'd misheard.Next year it's really gonna kick off...
Darren Grimes given a dukedom
Arron Banks made heir to the throne
Still nothing for Cummings until they work out what the rank above God-Emperor of the Universe is.
Some actually do complain about the posthumous knighthood for Epstein but they are dismissed as bitter anti-democratic Remoaners who get worked up about every little thing... and since enemy-of-the-people Carole Cadwalladr was hanged, drawn and quartered people have lost a lot of appetite for that kind of criticism.
Bet he left a massive pile of empty nitrous canisters, too.