IdleRich

IdleRich
Tonight I'm playing football at 8 until 10 - then the plan was to meet Woops and take him on a mindbending tour of Lisbon's fleshpots (before, I drove home after two beers). But, get this, he's just cancelled on me on his own fucking birthday. Re-arranged it until tomorrow. Weak.
 

luka

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You're kidding me? He literally just was gloating about the fact you have arranged 5 beautiful Russian escorts for him
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
There is actually a grain of truth in that in that Liza is (or was) meeting us both with a load of girls she knows from her homeland who are on holiday here. I dunno precisely how many or how beautiful they are though.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I'll see what I can rustle up tomorrow but it's not his actual birthday so there won't be the same enthusiasm and abandon from those I manage to drag out.
 

luka

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He told me he was going to spend the night with the five most beautiful women from Kalingrad to Vladivostok and that he was, if I can quote from his email "garunteed to be having s-e-x all night till the break of dawn mate. Happy birthday to me"
 
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