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you could have called me down and said it was happening, I missed the window for the joke pile on

something about two slices of egg as the sandwich bread and...

nah its no good now is it


But yeah if you ask for chips here you get crisps. The confusion between fries and chips is often stated but I don't know why people don't address the third part of the triumvirate when discussing this important matter.


Darned cockwombles.
and crisps outside the UK are almost uniformly terrible. One area where we indisputably still rule the world is 'potato'-based snacks. Probably chocolate biscuits too.


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I had chips curry sauce pickled onion lagers Jameson's now I'm on the vodka and coke