Tbh, I think you might be disqualified because of those eggs
Olly did you shoot the venison yourself? Then use it's horns to collect mushrooms?
You've been here all of five minutes and now you're the official egg arbiter, I see!
Luke made me a breakfast once which was basically like a big bowl of green slime with a boiled egg bobbing about in it. And I had to eat it with a hangover.
Well he's got a point