i'm getting buggered by tea
Well, the options are really that, or some kind of sick masque-of-the-red-death style infection party I'd say.
Actually had that conversation in reality the other day with a friend. We went dancing and he'd been umming and ahhing about whether or not to come along but in the end he did. And later in the night, we're all having fun etc, maybe a bit tipsy, I said to him "Yeah, so I'm glad you came out" and he started off with this "Well yeah man, it was difficult I mean, my parents are religious and so that was hard but I felt that I owed it to my mum and..."
I think I mentioned that before in fact. If so apologies. It did make me laugh though.
Exactly. Funnily enough they do that exact same gag in the film Booksmart which I happened to watch a few days later so obviously I recorded that scene and sent it to Joao.That's the sort of amusing incident where if you saw it in a sitcom you'd think it was cheesy or contrived or whatever - you don't really think of them happening in real life, but sometimes they do.
The question was "where" though?
And don''t say "up the arse".
There's fucking bound to be.I remember wondering whether there was porn where people purposefully had nasty STI's, but never dared to look for it.