Years ago, shortly after the Dunblane massacre, the Duke of Edingurgh made some (surprise, surprise) tactless comments which he was later forced to retract, leading to "Duke apologises over gun comments".
Which immediately put me in mind of:
Yeah Noel that was it. Was the frowny for the club in general, or for the fact that it's now closed?
There's a great unintentional one in this weeks Closer actually. The headline concerning Peter Andre is supposed to read (I think):
I NEED TO ACT, LIKE MY WIFE (note the comma)
But what it actually says is:
I NEED TO ACT LIKE MY WIFE
which conjures up the unforgettable image of Peter Andre having a compulsive need to dress up in drag and try to pass himself off as Jordan. Well it did for me anyway, earlier when I was pissing myself in the supermarket.