The opposite of goth

empty mirror

remember the jackalope
sombreros
(i have this photo of my wife when she was goth, aged 16, at a Chi-Chi's mexican restaurant, wearing a sombrero, on her birthday)
 

nomadthethird

more issues than Time mag
ttucheerlparty.jpg
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Paris Hilton.

Granola Bars.

Ministry Of Sound.

The sun.

The Sun.

Football.

All Bar One.

Tony Blair.

Any film starring Vin Diesel.

Team-building exercises.
 
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nomadthethird

more issues than Time mag
Stick a .com on the end of that phrase, buy some costumes, round up a few cash-desperate 'out-of-work actresses' and you could be sitting on a goldmine...

HA you're right...

We can call it Barely Legal Girl-Nextdoor Cheerleaders Gone Psycho and we can pay the actresses industry premium to keep saying "oh my god I can't believe I'm doing this" over and over, while expertly mugging for the camera, like they do on Girls Gone Wild, to add that aura of virginal authenticity to the whole affair.
 

nomadthethird

more issues than Time mag
OMG I was in Germany when that Daft Punk album came out, and I got to a point where I really thought I might go ballistic or have a seizure if I heard "One more Time" just one more time.

I actually used to go to a goth club in DL because they played more tolerable music there.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Girls Aloud.

Ah you say that, but 'No Good Advice' has a production sound and a chorus that has been compared, not unreasonably I think, to the likes of Sisters Of Mercy and Dead Or Alive.

Some food for thought there, anyway.

Edit: I bought an SPK album today and it's the opposite of the opposite of goth, in the best possible way.
 
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