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I'm too tight to risk that. Though obviously I'm all in favour of sex positivity.

Also Igor is older than me and all his friends are people who ran Belgrade's first techno club or brought the Prodigy to the Balkans in 92 (apparently one of the conditions of their appearing was that they went on telly and gave an anti-drugs speech) and at one point he worked for Zilnik who was...

Also this guy was a friend of igor's came round and he talked like Steven Hawking and it turned out he used to be a rapper and also alcoholic and he was smashed apart by a car crossing the road super fucked up and now he had like a fake hip and he couldn't talk properly and it ruined his rap...

One thing that was weird when I went to Serbia and I said it on FB or Insta or something.... and then I started getting all these messages from friends and, really, people I'd say were more like acquaintances, and they all said "I'm in Slovenia why don't you drop round" or "I'm only a few...

Hasn't Warsaw been knocked down and rebuilt several times?

I haven't seen the Obama one.

What's that supposed to be?

I did look at them in the sex shop on the way home. Well, they didn't have fleshlights but a cheapo unbranded type that looked the same but had a different name. Well, I say cheapo, they didn't seem to have prices on and I didn't care to ask. They look really disgusting and painful - has anyone...

Are you sure you've met him?

ps your cunt is in the sink

What... is this?

Can you get ones based on famous pussies*? Whose pussy is famous though? *pussy seems the right word here, not vagina, not cunt somehow

On the other hand I'm in Oxford right now, I happen to know that there is a sex shop literally on the way home, maybe I'll pick one up. I hope they have the alien one.

That does not sound very appealing

I think I would struggle to buy one for this reason. I remember in the 80s when people would throw bananas on the football pitch if there was a black player and my friend said something like "imagine going to the grocers and thinking about buying bananas to throw on the pitch and picking out a...

Of course he's stirring the pot, he's sadly stung by my sharing of that bit where Padraig pointed out that apart from reading Pound Luka's taste is in every way the same as that of a fourteen year old girl sitting in class chewing gum and talking with her friends about which one she'd snog...

The human rights abuses in some of these autocratic regimes are bringing them down to the level of the US.

In Lisbon everyone has a tattoo kit secreted away somewhere, you gotta be careful or people will stick a quick ugly scribble on your arm or dick before you even notice what they're doing.

I should have done a tracklist for that mix I guess - though probably a few I can't remember what they are.