does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

[Mr. Tea]

Itd be sweet if they made moaning noises when youre doing a really good job

But that would be meaningless if they didn't also slag you off if you were doing it wrong.

Imagine being driven to suicide by getting told you were rubbish at sex by a quasi-sentient plastic fanny. It's like an idea from a collaborative novel by Douglas Adams and William Burroughs.

 

[IdleRich]

Don't knock it til you've tried it

It'll cost you 70 quid though

I'm too tight to risk that. Though obviously I'm all in favour of sex positivity.

 

[IdleRich]

But that would be meaningless if they didn't also slag you off if you were doing it wrong.

Imagine being driven to suicide by getting told you were rubbish at sex by a quasi-sentient plastic fanny. It's like an idea from a collaborative novel by Douglas Adams and William Burroughs.

Some people would get off on that.

 

[IdleRich]

When I say "some people" I do mean @Corpsey

 

[thirdform]

I'm too tight to risk that. Though obviously I'm all in favour of sex positivity.

All in favour of sex negativity here. Sex positivity has been a disaster for the human race, made people less zealous.

 

[Mr. Tea]

@luka sent me a PM yesterday, reiterating that he doesn't own a fleshlight, but confessing that he does own one of these:



for use on his bumhole.

It feels, he tells me, "like fireworks."

 

[IdleRich]

All in favour of sex negativity here. Sex positivity has been a disaster for the human race, made people less zealous.

Who cares about the human race though?

 

[thirdform]

Who cares about the human race though?

I do. BRITS OUT, UP THE RA!

 

[luka]