does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

[pattycakes_]

He's gotta vet you to see if you're all cool enough to hang with what must be one of the coolest crews in all NYC

 

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There's no way women's sex toys get as dirty as a flesh light that's ridiculous

 

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you have to disembowel a fake pussy and then turn the severed membrane 'inside out' 🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

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Also women don't produce semen corpsey

 

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@version

 

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😔

 

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@Corpsey do you like that they go for a level of verisimilitude with real vaginas or would you prefer it be more of a black mystery box that you just stick your member in, let what happens happen and then be gone

 

[line b]

I think I would prefer the latter and would imagine most men would feel the same but that doesn't really seem to be an option on the market, which suggests there's something entirely other going on with psychological profile of the average flashlight user

 

[Corpsey]

I suppose its a visual stimulus, much as watching porn is.

In the cold light of day it looks horrible, kind of like a real vagina, but in the hot flush of excitement even a rubber one starts looking like a 'snack', kinda like a real vagina

 

[line b]

I think flesh light manufacturers intentionally make the products as humiliating as possible to deepen the taboo and thus the ecstasy and addiction.

 

[Mr. Tea]

In the cold light of day it looks horrible, kind of like a real vagina

 

[Mr. Tea]

From "29 bizarre life hacks with sex toys"

 

[sus]

do you shave your ass @sus?

No

 

[Mr. Tea]

No

Whoah, look at Mr Big Shot here, too fancy even to shave his own ass!

 

[sus]

I'm not trying to do or say anything except the truth. I'm not sure what you're up to

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm not trying to do or say anything except the truth. I'm not sure what you're up to

So you pay someone else to do it for you? I should have known.