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Were all those bands that slicked their hair back and dressed up like yuppies in the 80s flirting with near-right imagery? And wasn't their some brief micro-fad for Thatcher dresses and handbags a few years back?

Here's a clip from that Louis Theroux thing, creepy as fuck: Are those weird little pauses and modulations in his voice part of the routine? I think what's immoral about all this is the lying to women, telling them you think they're really special or creative, when all you really want to do...

So that's what goes on at Scientology seminars...

A girl came up to me last night at the bar and says "I saw you asleep on the train the other day, really liked your suit and glasses." So you see, I can pull girls in my sleep. :P

Max Dunbar on the money like Houblon: http://maxdunbar.wordpress.com/2010/09/19/betrayal-conspiracies-sacrilege-heresies/ Richard Seymore being a tedious dickweed as usual: http://leninology.blogspot.com/2010/09/papists-secularists-and-capitalists.html

I sort of think it's funny to imagine all these George Costanza looking guys using Jedi mind tricks on plastic valley girls. "HELLO, you will sleep with me, btw you're annoying and dumb." *waves hand across her face* "OMG, I, like, totally feel attracted to you!" "Just another day in the life...

Some spam-bot took over my gmail account and sent mails to my friends directing them to a website selling knob-pills. Welcome to the future!

That pic of the guys looks incomplete without a snarky comment from Gavin McInnes underneath. I know a fella who is well into this book, goes on about it all the time, giving everybody advice on what to say, how to act, the philosophy behind it all... never actually talks to any women, though.

I can't wait to make some sweet dubstep jams and get mad blog attention/downloads.

There was a girl in my sixth form that everybody fancied who'd get picked up by her 26 year old boyfriend in his 5 series after classes. I don't blame her, we were all dorks.

That's not paedophilia, that's just a bit creepy and sad. When I hang around with my 18 y/o brother and his mates they seem like babies. Maybe she's really mature for a GCSE student, though. :D

Missing Joker and Brackles in Liverpool tonight because all my mates are skint or "tired".

Having the pope moan about "aggressive secularism" is quite a coup for Dawkins, Hitchens, et al, no? Best not to even acknowledge it, you'd have thought.

I like the expression "crushed out". I have a lil crush on a cuet fashion blogger, but it's basically platonic... does swapping asos.com links count as cheating?

I'm talking about just going for a snooze, not even lifting the lid up. There used to be a storeroom in the old building I worked in where I kipped a couple of times in a chair for people with dodgy backs, very comfy.

This is what work toilets are for. You can snooze away a whole afternoon sitting on the bog lid with a roll of paper behind your head.

Just get some crappy plimsoles for a tenner. http://www.asos.com/Asos-Collection/Asos-Oxford-Plimsoll/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1232810&cid=5776&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=3&clr=Grey

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