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I have been doing the clap every week. theres a nurse who lives opposite who always leaves for work at that time so she does this magnanimous lap of honour in her scrubs and everyone loses the plot. also i have this ultimately harmless but complete bellend neighbour who does a little...

for some insane reason people seemed to stop using the dialling tone oscillator nonsense sound so much after 92 so i chose them for that

that dialling tone oscillator nonsense sound in all those squirrel records is the best genre probably

the nuttiest year

good thread infants, juniors, college, university, bowl of porridge is my favourite

just gives you some breathing space to go, well fair play you've written a masterpiece which dwarfs any accomplishment i may hope to achieve in my pitiful life, but at least i send a mothers day card every year, thats the real work

no both of those are fine one example is when my mate would always borrow my laptop and leave these hospital records mixes on and then i would open it at the library or something and it would blare out this bootleg football highlights music, pretty unbearable in all situations and im not brave...

i heard from a guy who knows a guy that in the early pre abolition days of proto jazz in new orleans, there was a lot of piss taking. an important social context around the stuff people got up to at the dancehalls had to do with parody, dissembling. i suppose broadly, on the part of wealthier...

big part of cancelling is dragging peoples name through the dirt though isn't it? more than just cutting that person out of your life

although a big part of football is unflinchingly condoning complete bastards

it is complicated when you discover the dirt on someone though, completely gutting, can ruin a relationship forever, and it throws the good times you had together into a disturbing light. like when luis suarez got caught probably saying something racist to evra, i was really cross with him...

yeah i dont see what the fuss about a consistent position is, theres bound to be loads of highly adept scumbags you like you'll never find out about

there was a ray across the street where i grew up he had the biggest house on our street, he wears shorts all year round, ran a garage called rpm motors. the first joke i ever made was saying to my mum that it stood for rays premier mansions, he always said my mum looked like a pop star, he was...

he's a shining example of the international cultural decline he bemoans

his story arc is incredible though, church burning and satanic murder to jump start your vlogging career

step out of your armour and really listen to us

possibly naively i think i think i can just have my cake and eat it with this really, its great when someone who did something brilliant is a complete cunt because you never get intimidated by them

even if someone has acted as a completely neutral channel for the spirits of infinity to write a book, they've been chosen particularly. with someone like him the writing has come in the wake of a pretty huge deal scenario in his life, its intertwined with it, its not the only way of looking at...

"well i separate the art from the artist" often said by the same people as "the builders have done a great job on the extension but i just pray they dont mention brexit"

iranian teenage chess queen bloody hell !!