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From what I remember from that time, Major was widely disliked and often mocked, but he wasn't really despised. A lot of people are reacting to Starmer like they did to Thatcher.

The ultimate bollocking. Love it.

There's always that manky dessicated toadstool from like three years ago, assuming you haven't thrown it away yet.

I can't see what you've got to lose at this point.

Au contraire, I think you're fast approaching peak performance!

Spain is in NATO as well, though, so that's kind of irrelevant. "An attack on one is an attack on all."

Rich, think of this as your Live Aid moment and @catalog as your own personal Ethiopia.

Starmer: "WHO GIVES HALF A DRIED SHIT ABOUT OUR FUTURE?" Benny: "That's better."

I think Starmer could say "Let's try and make Britain a nicer place to live" and you'd be like "SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SADDAM HUSSEIN MIGHT HAVE SAID!"

No, he lost two elections by being fucking useless.

Yes, definitely, but it's a good anecdote so I don't really mind.

This might be the best use of 'based' I've ever seen.

As parodied/referenced by The Mighty Boosh:

@Corpsey

Er, OK.

Did a Ukrainian steal your first girlfriend or something?

Funny you should say that, because Peter Jackson apparently modelled that particular orc on another notable pervert, Harvey Weinstein.

Apparently you can also use the other kind of cough syrup, the kind that contains DXM, although that must have a totally different effect as it's a dissociative, not an opioid. (And not a very pleasant one, based on the couple of times I've tried it. Cool visuals, though. Reminded me of Magritte...

Oh how wonderful. I can hardly wait.