Smothered to death by a large breasted Italian model. Tragically, his death throes were mistaken for a transport of erotic ecstacy.
I'll be drinking to your health tonight , my dear departed friend 😢
"To which Dr. Davies replied' "No, sir! Delillo is poor stuff, very poor indeed. For depend upon it, sir, when a man writes of baseball he writes in error, whatsoever he writes about it."
Etc.
1. Play "Balatro" for hours every day, relentlessly chasing the dopamine hit of building the perfect deck. Play it for half hours at a time on the loo at work, thereby further eating into your already paltry hours spent actually working.
(Actually yesterday)
Why is it called 'boxing day'?
The name comes from a time during Queen Victoria's reign when the rich used to box up gifts to give to the poor.
Boxing Day was traditionally a day off for servants - a day when they received a special Christmas box from their masters.
The...
Do you dig anymore?
My equivalent of digging now is going down Spotify rabbit holes — right now I'm listening to the biggest afrobeat hits atm, according to Spotify (mostly rubbish)
I was digging a bit when I got into bronx drill, on youtube
You need diggers, people obsessed with one genre...
https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/81763893?source=35
Just noticed this on Netflix. Episode 1 is jungle, then you've got UK garage, grime, uk funky and afroswing (whatever that is) and drill
I was walking down an alley on the way to work today and there was a person about twenty feet ahead of me, I mimed drawing and cocking a pistol and double tapped them in the head
Whenever I go up the stairs at my parents house I mime holding an M16, kick my bedroom/the toilet door open and...
https://www.bfi.org.uk/sight-and-sound/polls/50-best-films-2024
A cursory edit of my letterboxd list reveals the 20 best films i've seen this year (that I hadn't watched a million times before)—in reverse chronological order
Hayao Miyazaki and the Heron 2024
Yojimbo 1961
Stray Dog...
I hardly listen to new music anymore but maybe this will help? It usually does a BIT
https://daily.bandcamp.com/best-of-2024/the-best-albums-of-2024-a-f
a leek inserted in corpseys bumhole
can't wait to listen to these
corpsey's antisemitic november
corpseys bum passage filled up with wine gums
doing a bit of jazz drumming
million dollar baby
willi carlisle
I was just thinking about some of the things we did as bored suburban teenagers to brighten up our lives, like jumping off buildings and (in my case) setting fire to my genitals with a deodorant can.
Made me wonder what are the most dangerous and death defying things you / your mates / your...
I saw this thread and it made me think about when I last got off citalopram and was in floods of tears listening to joni mitchell (and this wasn't weeks after, it was months)
Made me wonder if perhaps I would be falling to my knees in front of a pile of bricks and dung in the Tate Modern like...
London had the juice but not anymore, it would seem
In rap terms, New York had the juice for 15 years or more, and now no longer has the juice
Germany had the juice with krautrock in the 70s, but god knows how long it's been since a German had the juice
a notable library of cuban 78s
juice
juiced to the gills
juicy fruit
orenthal james simpson
the juice
the juice is loose
the pleasance of roedelius
totally maynards
weird scenes inside the berghain
I've only done two in the past
1. At the BFI: The Exorcist and Hellraiser, stoned out of my skull, absolute class, Hellraiser particularly, although nothing was quite as scary as my pre-film paranoia when the lights were still up and I was struggling to hold onto reality
2. At home, a few...
https://pitchfork.com/features/article/its-time-for-electronic-music-to-turn-its-dreams-into-reality/
I guess this is more optimistic than we tend to be on here, although he does talk about how there's a yearning for something new and fresh.
Thought this might start a good discussion/bitter...
To get out of the house/flat?
I keep thinking I should go somewhere to read and draw, cos I'm not getting that done in my flat with the giant TV etc.
But where? Could sit in a pub and drink a 0% pint to keep my faculties intact, I suppose?
More generally, where do you go?
O.C. - My World (1994) produced by DJ PREMIER
Not saying this is one of Premier's greatest tunes but I've never come across it before. Weird whistling sample + hard drums and bass. A winner.
I remember when lockdown happened that I felt a soothing sense of not missing out on anything at last
Everybody was locked up in their houses
When I imagine living in a rural village or something I feel like I would be plagued by a sense of boredom and depression and break into the farmer's...
I am thinking of going to see Alien: Romulus this weekend because apparently (to my surprise) it's supposed to be good and well scary.
I'm looking at some images from the original Alien that somecunt's posted on Twitter and thinking to myself
Why don't more film-makers pair up with visual...
baggy bumhole due to heroin
bloody wolves chasing me through some blue inferno
the criterion cartel
the flicks
the pictures
the sean baker selection
there is such a thing as gravity in our world
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