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i know for a fact that there are no large humans on this website. a couple of fat ones but no large ones. do large humans make you feel slightly insecure? they can make me feel like that sometimes, not so much when i'm talking to them where i can leverage my superior brain power, but just...

30th of June, upstairs at the old kings head, near london bridge. everybody welcome. woops providing free cigarettes. sufi is making vegetarian sandwiches for everyone.

me and sheils think there needs to be a thread about this song and video

My favourite genre

Thoughts?

a middle aged man from Spain in designer jeans asked me to write him a song so i said i'd write him several and he could choose one. this is what i've come up with this morning then he turned to me to say i assume you are au fait with the chef's superlative souffle

Craner said the bumhole is a universe

Edmund Davie's cult classic LIGHTS is being reissued. the first edition unfortunately was printed by a theiving skaghead who refused to pay Edmund any of the proceeds from the sales so luckily you didn't buy that one and can buy this one instead which is better designed, has no typos, is printed...

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Take it away Craner!

I had half a litre of Monster Nitro today and the taste was lush but the effect was surprisingly lacklustre.

I stopped listening to music about 15 years ago but I'm willing to give it one last chance. I thought I could try and listen to one or two albums a week. I won't listen to any old shit though. I want to actually enjoy the experience.

i did the dishes today, not long after eating. that is one of the big things for me. i go weeks where i dont manage to do it sometimes. its like a measuring stick of how with it i am. i love walking into the kitchen in the morning and it's clean and the dishes have been done. probably the best...

TODAY EDMUND WOOPS CAME UP WITH A VERY GOOD ACROSTIC FUCK AND MAKE INFANTS LIKE YOURSELF THAT SPELLS F.A.M.I.L.Y. OTHER GREAT ACROSTICS ARE BASIC INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE LEAVING EARTH WHICH IS THE BEST ACROSTIC OF ALL TIME AND CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME NOT VERY GOOD ACROSTICS INCLUDE...

and the degree to which how you are dialled in is destiny. i was talking to a girl at work the other day and she was telling me how the doctor had diagnosed her as suffering from depression (withdrawn, low mood etc) and prescribed her some pills to perk her up. then subsequently had decided the...

make a list, it will probably be quite a long list, of your character flaws all those things which have held you back in life, scuppered opportunities, made people dislike and distrust you, led to misunderstandings and burnt bridges

which seaweeds do you eat how do you eat them and how regularly do you eat them? do you think it is important to eat seaweed? what health benefits do you get from eating seaweeds?

ask him anything you want. he will be Online and Available from the hours of 11:30pm-9:00am

i havent looked up the word diegesis yet but i think from the context its sort of clear what it means anyway https://aloysiusplace.blogspot.com/2022/02/music-as-diegesis.html