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Cannibalism is when it's the same species, innit.

Chompers and Finkels are hardline tankie lunatics who'd find some way of holding America to blame and/or supporting the invasion if an alien war fleet appeared in low earth orbit and started sterilising the planet's surface with gamma rays. That said, I'd like to say thay Hamas are great and I...

The sadder you get, the stronger I become.

I was going to join the Society of Fungal Punsters, but I couldn't afford the hyphae.

I just had to raise the ghost of Georg Cantor to ask him to invent a new number to express how many times I've heard this gag.

"This is a story about how an autodidact from the world of violent sports fighting tuned into the American psyche, and inadvertently unleashed something so monumental, powerful, and idiotic, that it changed the course of history forever..."

Now you've made me feel like a fraud, because I've only ever read about Stamets, rather than anything by him. I'm probably more into Jonathan Meades than anyone else here, although I don't think he's very well known in the US, so you might be drawing a blank on him.

I refer m'learned friend to Page 94.

IKR? Ungrateful cunt! I'd be like, fine then, we'll just take all our missile launchers back. See how you get on without them.

But in the end, none of it mattered, because the opposite happened.

I also went off him a bit when I found out he's quite tight with Frank Furedi and that whole clique of ex-Revolutionary Communist Party weirdos who all became born-again right-wing contrarians.

A pivot away from a "Hamas asking for it" angle, you mean?

I think many millions of people around the world "give a shit", but there's basically nothing that can be done about it for as long as Israel enjoys the apparently unconditional support and patronage of the US.

I blame myself. I should never have left. That's when the rot set in.

So @luka's finally put his money where his mouth is?

First BBQ of the year yesterday. Anyone else taking advantage of the weather in like fashion?

Leave me out of this, please.

I'm only allowed on it with adult supervision.

I blame the parents.