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    Early 90's Rap City Classics

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    The Agent Nucleus Conflict Resolution Thread

    We had something similar in the oughties, To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen. Enjoy it while it lasts. Still not sure why the pedo-hunting craze died off so quickly in the States (show ran for maybe 4 years, was hugely popular, then just vanished). But I'm getting it now, even funnier in a...
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    Early 90's Rap City Classics

    yeah whatever that means.... did you know women like Keri Wuhrer and Vanna White still look hot af because I had a toddler micro-erection for them? Wait why would you know that? And why would you assume I wasn't born before these videos? I got into rap in the late eighties but back then it was...
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    josef k

    (tears in eyes, stammering) I just wish the Occupy Movement had never happened in the first place! (storms out, visibly shaking)
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    The Agent Nucleus Conflict Resolution Thread

    Okay fine, just to clear some things up. 1) I never called anyone cunts, and never resorted to name calling. One exception: I said thirdform was an idiot and I will not apologize for, or walk back, that statement. However I was called a cunt at least a dozen times and, what, I'm supposed to...
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    josef k

    Yep the local high school is letting out so I'm off to linger in the parking lot. Maybe I'll come back, maybe I won't. Just stop making this fun for me. STOP SPLATTERING.
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    josef k

    :crylarf::crylarf::crylarf::crylarf::crylarf::crylarf: I want to leave this place forever but I just can't quit you. Can anyone from the contingent give an example of these illliberal means you are employing to defend liberalism from the far right? Oh man who can now possibly deny that the...
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    josef k

    smh How the hell are going to defeat the Matrix if you keep delegating to your 'children' (bitches)? Rise to the occasion!
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    Jordan Peterson thinks it makes sense to compare humans with lobsters

    Okay a few questions. 1) What is 'gay capitalism', 2) who invented 'gay capitalism' again?, 3) what is the difference between gay capitalism and 'feel good queer capitalism'?, 4) what kind of drugs do you use regularly? and finally, 5) do you talk in real life like you do on this message board...
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    josef k

    Yep and I'm from Atlanta and I have more London in me than most of you. Don't ask how.
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    josef k

    London, or 'the Londoner,' is officially dead. This man gives you an opening, practically begs you to take your best (cheap) shots, and your assholes just lube up with giddiness and now you are too nervous to say anything remotely coherent. Not surprised.
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    josef k

    He's right. That was pathetic. So back to taking it out on me. Did anyone catch Millie Bobby Brown on Fallon last night? I stand by my original statement. She is simply a superior specimen of humanity on every level.
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    josef k

    More convinced than ever that Russians figured out a way to hack our brains. Specifically liberal-leaning brains. Am I scared, pissed, upset? No. Just amused. I will always side with the youngest and the hungriest regardless of ideology, etc.
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    Jordan Peterson thinks it makes sense to compare humans with lobsters

    I know, I thought I was stronger but at the moment I'm laid up with some health issues and Dissensus is the only thing left that provides real joy and real belly laughs, like crazy laughing fits, for me. Unrelated: Was there a single Hollywood comedy film from the 2010's that could be called...
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    FLUCTUATION IN SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES

    Meditate while you masturbate. Masturbate while you meditate. This generates an electro-quantum field, awakening the higher senses which allow you to perceive subtle energies that do not interact with the matter/energy reality we inhabit. Or just stay addicted to an obscure/obsolete forum about...
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    Early 90's Rap City Classics

    I would explain it, but you know, why bother? It's the 90's and everything since the 90's. So three decades. Put as simply as possible: nostalgia became a commodity. These songs/videos, for me at least, represent the final gasp before the zombie apocalypse hit.
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    YouTube video finds

    Okay, fine. Good luck with your Contest of Wills. My money is on the Matrix, but KNOW THIS, deep down, I will be rooting for you.
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    Jordan Peterson thinks it makes sense to compare humans with lobsters

    Right. The point is we cannot know what something is thinking if we can't communicate with it, and the further our experience of reality is from the person/animal we are trying to communicate with, the harder it will be to understand how (or if) they think. No one thought cephalopods were...
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    YouTube video finds

    He's talking about elves with hats. DMT "elves" (which don't actually look like elves, they just have an elf or tyke-like quality) don't wear hats!!!! This whole thing is a big joke on me right? If so, well played :crylarf: If not, read Strassman's book The Spirit Molecule or go to Erowid or...
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    EDM versus Disco

    Yeah I didn't understand a word of any of that splatter. Guess I missed all the subtleties. And again, it's "no one," not "noone."
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