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    internet exhibitionism

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    The Aesthetics of War Movies

    I'm not really a fan of war movies, but one of my fave fictional characters is Joker in Full Metal Jacket. An all time classic movie smart-arse, Ferris Bueller goes to war. "Well, you seen much combat?" "I've seen a little on TV." "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast...
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    kids

    I was half-asleep on the bus back from work tonight and some kid says "Look, that man's DEAD!" Only on the inside, son...
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    Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

    I'd like an AK-47, just to hang on the wall in the living room.
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    Mercury sucks (2008 redux)

    I'm quite jealous of anyone unaware of the existence of David Cameron.
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    Music you are prejudiced against

    Who's singing on that lovely rocksteady-tinged cover of Sam Cooke's Cupid? Noooooo!
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    Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

    Badly drawn picture of Bart Simpson with big triangular spliff in his mouth complete with speech bubble saying "SMOKE WEED, MAN".
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    Iranian democracy

    But let's not forget how Ahmedinejad is bravely standing up to Amerikkka and their plans for an invasion. (Anytime now, honest)
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    UK in class divide shocker

    It's just genetics, the smart people get good jobs and can afford to send their equally smart kids to private school.
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    Music you are prejudiced against

    Progressive house is the worse than trance, imo. Funny name for a genre that's hardly changed since about 1993. At least some of the poppier trance stuff has good cheese value.
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    Music you are prejudiced against

    Well, I listened to the album on spotify and the fella's voice did my head in. Nothing else on the album interested me at all. My point is I got the impression that the single was by some new quirk-pop female solo artist, if I'd have known it was a band, I wouldn't have given it a chance. Yes, I...
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    Swine Flu

    Woman I work with off sick with this, everybody else seems OK, though. Have plans for the weekend, so I hope I don't get it...
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    Music you are prejudiced against

    I heard "Stillness is the Move" by The Dirty Projectors on Radio 1 and thought it was great, then found out they're some sort of Amerindie blog-hyped Pfork band, so I'm not having that. Some of this music may have even been played on live instruments!
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    Clothes

    I have a plain black messenger bag I have to take to work, for lunches, books, etc... I don't really like carrying a bag around in general, tho. I was thinking of getting a briefcase, but maybe that's a bit much. My dad used to have one with a combination lock when I was little, that was pretty...
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    personality tests

    My dad used to work in sales, and every now and again he'd have to take one of these tests. He always thought they were a waste of time and ticked off the boxes at random without even reading any of the questions. The company shrink singled him out in a talk afterwards as "a very complex...
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    Robots

    I reckon SETI hasn't found any extra-terrestrial civilisations yet because eventually they invent something like this and all get eaten or turned into "grey goo". Whoops!
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    personality tests

    I got ENTP: http://www.personalitytest.net/types/descriptions/entp.htm
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    Pointless But It Does My Head In

    This happened to the couple of pairs of I had as as a teenager, and then they would just fall to pieces generally. Guess you just can't get decent far-eastern slave labour anymore.
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    Deeper Roots

    I'm going to reconnect with with my Irish and Jewish roots by becoming a self-hating drunkard.
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    Deeper Roots

    Why can't people give more props to the USA, then? Their empire's massive.
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