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As context for the lads, we forced Kid to lip sync Caroline Polachek’s entire discography publicly in NYC transit. It was extremely embarrassing, everyone laughed at him even little children, but evidently it wasn’t enough to impress upon him our seniority.

Sus methinks kid needs a more thorough hazing.

Well that sounds like enough to drive any sane man to the sea.

Did you like it enough to poop in the proper receptacles?

Corpsey would be depositing different fluids altogether into the sea. Al fresco wanking.

🧻 Phenomenological Assessment: Feels like fireworks, a revelation.

This post, gentleman, has brought this thread to the zenith of its profundity. Alas any other al fresco shitting experiences henceforth recounted are doomed to pale in comparison.

One of my all time favorite Dissensus posts

Yes the East Coast Dudes Plenary meeting occurred that evening in Prospect Park's sonic bath.

The Paradox of the Laughing Foxe

Plasmatic Bloom

Blasphemy! That one had Nic Cage yelling at his hallucinated iguanas and angrily shaving in the corner of the room. Peak cinema imo

@The King of Pussy Gettin is a menace and should be forcibly exiled

Finally, a straightforward answer

As luke knows my deep capacity for cruelty and pettiness is perhaps my most human characteristic

I imagine an unsuspecting, bumbling tourist receiving that gem and it spiraling them into a state of sublime dissociation.

My favorite passage from vegetable empire, stops me in my tracks every time.

Peak versioncore putdown.