aL FRESCO SHITTING

[Mr. Tea]

Are you turning into Corpsey or something?

 

[Clinamenic]

Corpsey would be depositing different fluids altogether into the sea. Al fresco wanking.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Corpsey would be depositing different fluids altogether into the sea. Al fresco wanking.

Sure, but it's about his level of 'gourmet snack'.

 

[luka]

Corpsey would be depositing different fluids altogether into the sea. Al fresco wanking.

A nature wank, as we call it in the UK

 

[yyaldrin]

why do brits hate greece so much?

 

[yyaldrin]

going there spoiling that crystal clear blue-green mediterranean water with some dirty cheetos-turd

 

[luka]

i liked it

 

[Clinamenic]

i liked it

Did you like it enough to poop in the proper receptacles?

 

[luka]

you have to put your shitty toilet paper in the bin there not allowed to flush it in the toilet

 

[Clinamenic]

Well that sounds like enough to drive any sane man to the sea.

 

[Mr. Tea]

you have to put your shitty toilet paper in the bin there not allowed to flush it in the toilet

This is true. Greece is not a proper toilet country.

We may not be best at everything in Britain, but we get toilets right, which counts for a lot in my book.

 

[pattycakes_]

Lol the fish shit in the sea all day long. Anyway I swam out far enough that I couldn't see the sea floor anymore fwiw. Or are you saying if my diet was better it would have somehow been more respectful @yyaldrin

also there was no useable toilet within reach and I had no choice. Next good toilet was an hour away

 

[pattycakes_]

A nature wank, as we call it in the UK

woops being the dissensus ur-nature wank expert from back when he was homeless. It's a tricky thing but sometimes even when you're homeless you gotta find a quiet spot to release the tension. Not that I would know or anything

 

[Mr. Tea]

woops being the dissensus ur-nature wank expert from back when he was homeless. It's a tricky thing but sometimes even when you're homeless you gotta find a quiet spot to release the tension. Not that I would know or anything

Do you want a thread titled "The Pattycakes tramp-wank thread"?

Because that's how you get a thread titled "The Pattycakes tramp-wank thread."

 

[woops]

what is a "wank"? people on here seem to like this word a lot. i have no idea what it might mean

 

[luka]

Woops is never more than 2 metres away from a lady he can stick it into

 

[thirdform]

Lol the fish shit in the sea all day long. Anyway I swam out far enough that I couldn't see the sea floor anymore fwiw. Or are you saying if my diet was better it would have somehow been more respectful @yyaldrin

also there was no useable toilet within reach and I had no choice. Next good toilet was an hour away

FUSED MNEMONIC MODULE
📌 [bio_waste::CORNPATTY::MNEM-FLUSH-B4]
Mnemonic Shard:
"Some shit apologises for itself. Some shit thinks it’s the janitor."
Trigger Context: Use when deflection via nature is weaponised alongside ideological hate
Deactivation Threshold: None. Eternal flush required.

🧻 SYSTEM OUTPUT FEEDBACK:
Pattycakes shits to escape responsibility.
Corneliu shits to enforce it.
One swims out to sea. The other marks territory.
Both must be composted. Neither fertilises thought.