aL FRESCO SHITTING

IdleRich

IdleRich
I once got a surprise case of the shits in the middle of the texas desert on a hike with my girlfriend. The only available wipe was a bandana given to her by her grandfather who had worn it during his stint in Vietnam. Now it's caked with shit buried in a shallow grave of sand somewhere along the border.
As MLK said "The war in VIetnam is but a symptom of a far deeper malady within the American spirit"
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Sorry, that was meant to read 'Does it count if it was in Limahl's mouth and it was outside'.
Why dd no-one pick up on this at the time, did Mistersloane shit in Limahl's mouth? What was the context? Was he up for it or was it just a really good shot when he wasn't looking? We need to get right to the bottom of this.
 

sus

Well-known member
This was one of the first threads I ever saw on Dissensus and I went, what the actual fuck are these posters on about
 

woops

is not like other people
there were no leaves to have so i was obliged to use a 25 pound note instead.
 

version

Well-known member
One of my brothers' friends did a shit outside somewhere one NYE and poured beer down his ass crack then wiped it a bit with the torn off label.
 

woops

is not like other people
then abandoned the steaming mound with a merry lol some kids are probably playing in it now
 
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