aL FRESCO SHITTING

[IdleRich]

I once got a surprise case of the shits in the middle of the texas desert on a hike with my girlfriend. The only available wipe was a bandana given to her by her grandfather who had worn it during his stint in Vietnam. Now it's caked with shit buried in a shallow grave of sand somewhere along the border.

As MLK said "The war in VIetnam is but a symptom of a far deeper malady within the American spirit"

 

[IdleRich]

Sorry, that was meant to read 'Does it count if it was in Limahl's mouth and it was outside'.

Why dd no-one pick up on this at the time, did Mistersloane shit in Limahl's mouth? What was the context? Was he up for it or was it just a really good shot when he wasn't looking? We need to get right to the bottom of this.

 

[sus]

This was one of the first threads I ever saw on Dissensus and I went, what the actual fuck are these posters on about

 

[blissblogger]

 

[woops]

just taken a giant crap in my local garden, great coils of it accompanied by approximately 3 gallons of wee.

 

[version]

just taken a giant crap in my local garden, great coils of it accompanied by approximately 3 gallons of wee.

The gods' generosity knows no bounds.

 

[woops]

there were no leaves to have so i was obliged to use a 25 pound note instead.

 

[version]

One of my brothers' friends did a shit outside somewhere one NYE and poured beer down his ass crack then wiped it a bit with the torn off label.

 

[luka]

#hitthenorth

 

[woops]

then abandoned the steaming mound with a merry lol some kids are probably playing in it now

 

[luka]

something tells me Edmund has started his day's drinking