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    Death begins at 40

    Oldest sister and I stayed with my mum last week. The NHS has given my mum an alert button on a lanyard, so if she falls and does herself a mischief, she can click it and get an instant emergency call-out (she’s already taken a tumble twice this year). She won’t wear it, though, so we had to nag...
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    Death to America

    State fairs sound cool. Deep-fried butter, bacon on a stick and blasting cans off fences with a shotgun to win a 7ft teddy bear for Mary Lou.
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    Gun Tunes

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    Gun Tunes

    That sped-up version is ace. And yeah, one of thee iconic punk covers. A mere £2k for the original on Discogs.
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    Gun Tunes

    My favourite anti-gun* tune (* sort of)
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    Gun Tunes

    Do surface-to-air missiles count? I've got £5 on "Armalite Rifle" by Go4 before Page 3
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    Gun Tunes

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    Gun Tunes

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    Gun Tunes

    @william_kent Think Barkey liked guns a bit
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    Gun Tunes

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    favourite headline ever

    One from my dad's hometown: 'NO JUSTICE' Man at war with neighbour insists 'threatening to kick someone up the a**e' doesn't make him a 'major criminal'...
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    Provincial UK Cities - Votes

    London, no? I mean, OK, Epping, but... Great overlooked choices.
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    shitting on their own legend

    Findus shat all over their legacy by messing up Crispy Pancakes.
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    shitting on their own legend

    I like a few of the songs on "Subterranean Jungle", but I'm weird like that. It's a good job everyone's forgotten that Dee Dee 'rap' song from the late '80s... They might have done the same trick over and over again, but I'm more baffled by The Stranglers - how do you go from the songs on Black...
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    shitting on their own legend

    Think to really trash your legacy you’d have to release something so monstrously bad or cringeworthy that it retroactively poisons the old material and makes it unlistenable. Is there anyone who’s screwed up so badly musically that they’ve wiped the memories of ‘the good stuff’ too, and sullied...
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    The Matrix vs Ghostbusters

    Padraig (the original) - when he accused the mods of sniffing glue :)
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    Never going back to the office

    We’re on an optional “go in once a week if you need to” basis. Helps that the new bossman lives near Wales, and that somebody else in the company has been talking about moving abroad, where the supermarket shelves are paved with lemongrass. I went in one day in August for a few hours (purely so...
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