Trump

[IdleRich]

Uncanny

 

[Leo]

When asked which Death Row artists he likes, he says "all of them"....which is exactly what Trump says IRL when asked for specifics on a topic he pretends to know but is actually clueless about.

Also: "excuse me, excuse me".

 

[IdleRich]

Yeah, like when they tried to ambush him trap questions such as "which is your favourite book in the bible?".

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yeah, like when they tried to ambush him trap questions such as "which is your favourite book in the bible?".

I bet if the interviewer had said "What do you think of the Book of Zebubiel?" or something, he'd have said "Oh yeah, that's a particular favourite of mine."

 

[IdleRich]

When asked which Death Row artists he likes, he says "all of them"....which is exactly what Trump says IRL when asked for specifics on a topic he pretends to know but is actually clueless about.

Also: "excuse me, excuse me".

He's definitely way way better than thingy who does Trump on Saturday Night Live. Baldwin it is (dunno which one, don't care) right? Well, I guess he looks more like Trump but that's about it. Maybe they should get Jamie Foxx on there instead but... maybe that would contravene that rule they have about how you're not allowed to have anything that is even slightly funny on there.

 

[IdleRich]

Donald Trump now has a new restaurant on the ground floor of Trump Tower called 45 Wine and Whiskey (Whine and Whiskey would have been better) which is decorated with loads of presidential tat such as a photograph of Trump meeting Kim Jong-Un and... this is not a joke... one box on the wall contains some documents, including a folder marked "classified" - so, could it be that Trump was merely stealing national secrets purely to decorate his restaurants? No-one has yet considered that possibility cos it is so incredibly dumb, so mind-meltingly ludicrous that it would never had crossed anyone's mind. I wonder if he thought "I'll just copy the info and sell to the Saudis and then I won't really need the document any more - it's got way too many long words and no pictures so I'm not gonna read it - so I might as well just stick it on the wall of my restaurant" - or did he just take 'em for the restaurant not realising that it was a crime that might see him facing the death penalty. The mind boggles and baulks at accepting that level of stupidity but we are talking about Trump so who knows...

 

[IdleRich]

Looks as though Bannon is gonna be arrested again. So as I understand it, he was first indicted for pocketing proceeds from a fund collecting money to build the wall, however Trump pardoned him from that as it was a federal crime. Then Bannon refused to obey a sub poena relating to Jan 6th (I think) and he was arrested for that, and tried and found guilty - cos he had no defence whatsoever, it turned out that Trump had never offered him the executive privilege that he was claiming so he did not even defend himself at the trial and now he awaits sentencing.

But there is more, it seems one of the states (NY?) is about to arrest him again for stealing the wall money. And this is a state level investigation so the pardon doesn't apply. It seems weird to me that you can be arrested twice for the same crime - I thought that they introduced double-jeopardy laws to prevent that kind of thing - but apparently you can. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but if you accept a pardon for a crime, don't you have to admit guilt? Won't that make it difficult for him to claim innocence here?

What I don't get is how MAGA are outraged by this, surely the fact that he was stealing money donating by them ought to bother them a little along with the fact that in his own little way he was sabotaging the wall.

 

[Leo]

GOP mindset, in a nutshell.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) called his friend Donald Trump "a lying mother----er" but "a lot of fun to hang out with," according to "The Divider," by Peter Baker and Susan Glasser, out next Tuesday. Graham said it with "a what-can-you-do shrug," the authors report — the mindset of so many Trump allies and enablers.

 

[Leo]

Can't tell if this is a real or a parody account.

 

[Clinamenic]

I know you, my man! You're Mister Baseball! Sup Mister Baseball.

 

[woops]

you want sports, we got the best sports, etc

 

[Leo]

He's the best president at sport just by thinking about sports.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Can't tell if this is a real or a parody account.

Pretty incredible, when you consider the crippling bilateral boneitis that got him out of serving in Vietnam.

 

[IdleRich]

Can't tell if this is a real or a parody account.

It would have been amazing if he could have played Kim Jong-Il at golf.

 

[Leo]

Bonkers Revelations From Maggie Haberman’s Trump Book, Ranked

10. Trump Doesn’t Consider Jared a Great Outdoorsman​

Kushner suggests in his own book that his father-in-law heaped praise on him all the time. But Haberman reports Trump regularly belittled Kushner, at times complaining that he “sounds like a child” and grousing about “fucking Shabbat” when Kushner was observing religious customs. Trump also suggested his son-in-law wouldn’t make it on a camping trip, according to The Guardian:

“Ivanka wants to rent one of those big RVs,” Trump told bemused aides, according to a new book by Maggie Haberman of the New York Times, before gesturing to his daughter’s husband.

“This skinny guy wants to do it. Can you imagine Jared and his skinny ass camping? It’d be like something out of Deliverance.”

According to Haberman, Trump then “made noises mimicking the banjo theme song from the 1972 movie about four men vacationing in rural Georgia who are attacked, pursued, and in one case brutally raped by a local resident.”

 

[Leo]

If he wasn't such a horrible president and threat to democracy, he'd probably be a laff to hang out with.

 

[IdleRich]

I disagree, I've read a few things from famous people who have been invited to dinner at Trump Tower and felt unable to refuse... seems that if you go you have to sit there in silence as he blethers on about how rich he is and how much stuff he's got along with how great he is at everything and how many famous friends he has who really admire him cos he's so rich and so good at everything.

 

[pattycakes_]

Sounds like a hoot!

 

[IdleRich]

Woody Harrelson

"And it was, let me tell you, a brutal dinner," Harrelson said in the article published Wednesday. "Two and a half hours."
So what exactly made their conversation so challenging, according to Harrleson? The 58-year-old said he could barely get a word in.
"Now, at a fair table with four people, each person is entitled to 25 percent of the conversation, right?" he said. "I’d say Melania got about 0.1 percent, maybe. I got about 1 percent. And the governor, Jesse, he got about 3 percent. Trump took the rest. it got so bad I had to go outside and burn one before returning to the monologue monopoly," he said. "Listen, I came up through Hollywood, so I’ve seen narcissists. This guy was beyond. It blew my mind."

 

[pattycakes_]

A hoot!