recipes with doritos as an ingredient.

[luka]

Very moreish though. Once you pop you can't stop.

 

[beiser]

not sure how big an impact the "doritos locos taco" made across the pond but there's a very good piece on the development process that discusses how they cleaned the seasoning off a bunch of bags of chips and shot it out of a flocking machine

 

[luka]

Not heard of that. We don't eat tacos here. whats a flocking machine?

 

[...]

Did you know you can buy packets of giant wotsits now? They're crazy, like mutant snacks.

 

[...]

Only for the headstrong:

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/305962650

 

[luka]

Grim Britannia

 

[...]

Are you a cruncher or a melter?

 

[...]

Spit or swallow?

 

[...]

Ironically, the first place I ever saw these was in Waitrose.

 

[...]

Eating a giant Wotsit must be like watching The Blob or something.

 

[beiser]

the idea is that you have a taco shell, but the outside of the shell is covered in dorito powder. peak american cuisine.

the flocking machine, think an air gun that spits out a fiber-powder and glue to give things an ungodly fuzzy texture.

 

[version]

Did I ever tell my terrible Doritos anecdote?

 

[...]

 

[luka]

@beiser are you another of these alt right Americans like suspended reason? It's ok if you are but I need to keep on top of this stuff. Might need to suppress an uprising at some point.

 

[...]

Empire of the Wotsit

 

[luka]

Did I tell my terrible Doritos anecdote?

Is that the one about sticking a dorito up your bum? You've told that a few times

 

[version]

@beiser are you another of these alt right Americans like suspended reason? It's ok if you are but I need to keep on top of this stuff. Might need to suppress an uprising at some point.

They're both "Marxist Venture Capitalists".

 

[version]

Is that the one about sticking a dorito up your bum? You've told that a few times

Brilliant.

 

[...]

Is that the one about sticking a dorito up your bum? You've told that a few times

No, it's the one where he dared his girlfriend to "do a Marianne Faithful with a Dorito"...

 

[version]

I accidentally killed my wife doing a William Tell with a Dorito.