Choon of the Day

[yyaldrin]

nu groove!

never heard of that label actually but wow some tunes on there

 

[pattycakes_]

https://www.factmag.com/2012/02/15/the-essential-nu-groove/amp/

https://www.thefader.com/2009/09/01/heal-yourself-and-move-new-grooves-and-nu-groove

https://www.theransomnote.com/music/house-hunting/house-hunting-39-nu-groove/

Well worth digging in. Some sublime shit and also the heavy rawness

 

[Leo]

one of my fav 12s": https://www.discogs.com/Bobby-Konders-House-Rhythms/master/323400



w/ Mutabaruka

 

[thirdform]

da bomb shit

 

[pattycakes_]

one of my fav 12s": https://www.discogs.com/Bobby-Konders-House-Rhythms/master/323400



w/ Mutabaruka

Were you out and about when this stuff was fresh, Leo? If so, which clubs were you going to? From a few heads, inc Joey Anderson and Jerome Sydenham in person, New Jersey was where it was really at. Tony Humphries@Zanzibar supposedly thee shit

 

[sadmanbarty]

I just do it like Jordan or Lewin, or Shaquille or Kobe and no one can stop mi

 

[sadmanbarty]

there was a few years at the beginning of the decade where rap was nearly indistinguishable in emotional tone to zz top. that same garish, materialistic masculinity. so devoid of feminine input you can smell the body odour pouring out the speakers.

toxic masculinity.

 

[sadmanbarty]

music that sounded like rick ross' body looks. fat bastard with your top off at every given opportunity music.

 

[version]

I pressed play, skipped it in a bit and the first thing I hear is "... like Kobe".

 

[sadmanbarty]

i didn't do that on purpose. this is weirder than that time ricky gervais hosted the oscars.

 

[version]

 

[sadmanbarty]

he actually looks very weird in that picture. pointed, elven ears. fanged teeth. cartoon devil hair and eyebrows.

 

[version]

 

[mvuent]

in year 11 there was this girl briona who fancied me, but unfortunately i was too busy shagging other birds at the time to notice. it really hurt her. but once the teacher pointed that out to me i came up with a genius idea: i would record an intimate video for briona and even pretend like it was our seven month aniversary. i really laid on the charm, it always surprises people that i can act like a proper romantic gentleman when required. it worked so well the poor girl didn't know how to respond, and oddly enough i never heard from her again.

wait a minute…barty…was there some kind of connection here???

 

[mvuent]

interestingly enough any youtube vid can be reimagined as a hypothetical barty school anecdote, no matter how cringe OR how impressive the video in question. it always seems almost possible.

 

[luka]

i didn't do that on purpose. this is weirder than that time ricky gervais hosted the oscars.

That is the weirdest thing that's ever happened on dissensus.

What came of CERN? Fuck all. They saw a new particle. Did they understand it? No. Guess who knew we were made of millions of vibrating particles millenia ago? The ancient Indians.

 

[sadmanbarty]

there's a darkness creeping through dissensus. tea being pilloried. danny being misrepresented. luke being misunderstood. patty seeing arch nemesis ricky gervais lurking in every corner.

i'm here to spread light and joy. the is like the one love peace concert. tea's edward seaga, luke michael manley and i'm bob marley bringing them together to experience the righteous ecstacy of murther.

 

[...]

Todd Edwards: not a house auteur, but a pop avant-gardist.

 

[luka]

i didn't do that on purpose. this is weirder than that time ricky gervais hosted the oscars.

 

[yyaldrin]

bko is my favourite dutch rapper