I'd like to get into some kind of exercise but:
a) there is too much of interest to read - books, magazines, long-reads, everything. My phone is just a diary of screenshots of things to read on days off and bus journeys, there is barely enough time to fit it in never mind do exercise
b) it is cold and dark so I don't want to pound the streets
c) the gym is expensive and also full of other people
d) I don't own any sportswear and I would feel ridiculous in it - I'm 5ft7, pot-bellied with tiny arms, who would I be kidding?
e) I hate working in teams, I wouldn't want to do it for fun
f) I hated PE in school because I was a fat homo and walking punchline - some kids get picked last; I was the kid they tried to give the other team
g) even workout DVDs are horrendeous. I find myself screaming at Davina, "fuck off you ex-junkie cow I'm not doing that"
a) there is too much of interest to read - books, magazines, long-reads, everything. My phone is just a diary of screenshots of things to read on days off and bus journeys, there is barely enough time to fit it in never mind do exercise
b) it is cold and dark so I don't want to pound the streets
c) the gym is expensive and also full of other people
d) I don't own any sportswear and I would feel ridiculous in it - I'm 5ft7, pot-bellied with tiny arms, who would I be kidding?
e) I hate working in teams, I wouldn't want to do it for fun
f) I hated PE in school because I was a fat homo and walking punchline - some kids get picked last; I was the kid they tried to give the other team
g) even workout DVDs are horrendeous. I find myself screaming at Davina, "fuck off you ex-junkie cow I'm not doing that"