woops
is not like other people
How on (middle) earth have I not got a girlfriend?
it's maybe because you have not fully embraced the aragon-like valour, legolas-like gracefulness, bilbo-like good humour, gandalf-like wisdom, whatever the dwarf was called-like singlemindedness that the soundtrack should conjure. there's a disconnect between the inner and the outer. once this is fixed you'll be beset with pleas to share your mastery of this middle earth.