Death begins at 40
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IdleRich
IdleRich
Reminds me of one time I told a friend who was about ten years older than me that I was going to.a wedding and he said "oh yeah, you're at that age where all your friends are getting married, I remember that, now mine are all getting divorced".
IdleRich
IdleRich
Just took some beer bottles down to the recycling bin, otherwise I could recreate this picture perfectly.
Leo
Well-known member
or worse, their physical aliments, doctor's visits, medications they're taking...
john eden
male pale and stale
People at University now were born after 9/11 lads!
How cool is that? We can look back on stuff that they weren't even alive for!
Think of how much incredible insight and analysis we've gained along the way and what cool new shit the young 'uns are going to come up with to blow our minds.
How cool is that? We can look back on stuff that they weren't even alive for!
Think of how much incredible insight and analysis we've gained along the way and what cool new shit the young 'uns are going to come up with to blow our minds.
Oldest sister and I stayed with my mum last week. The NHS has given my mum an alert button on a lanyard, so if she falls and does herself a mischief, she can click it and get an instant emergency call-out (she’s already taken a tumble twice this year). She won’t wear it, though, so we had to nag her to put it on. Truth be told, I wouldn’t wear it at her age either; I felt humiliated enough when the dentist advised me to switch to Oral B’s Gum & Enamel Repair toothpaste. “I’m not some frail old lady!” she pouted…but you are, ma. Sorry.
Inevitable dig-up of family photos. “Look,” I said, pointing to a pic of young me, 15 or so, “THAT’s what I look like!!” Not this haggard monstrosity in the mirror, this…imposter. Death begins at 16, mate. Scariest shit was seeing a recent pic of my niece; I was 9 when she was born, now she’s a big bloody woman and her daughter is about to leave home to do a degree!
Inevitable dig-up of family photos. “Look,” I said, pointing to a pic of young me, 15 or so, “THAT’s what I look like!!” Not this haggard monstrosity in the mirror, this…imposter. Death begins at 16, mate. Scariest shit was seeing a recent pic of my niece; I was 9 when she was born, now she’s a big bloody woman and her daughter is about to leave home to do a degree!
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
I see the stranger in the mirror, not quite at “imposter“ territory yet but it’s in the post
john eden
male pale and stale
Kane Tanaka, the world's oldest living person, turns 119 | CNN
Kane Tanaka, the world's oldest living person, turned 119 years old on Sunday, according to a Twitter post published by her great-granddaughter, Junko Tanaka.
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luka
Well-known member
sounds more like a threat than a promise
john eden
male pale and stale
What are you talking about, it's a disaster!