You're always on about your dad, or other dads.Just make an autotune song about stabbing yer dad which the kids can sing along to. Peak 2020 capitalist hyperreality and pseudo-rebellion. Of course your dad will love being the one who must be the overbearing authority, yet find himself in abject humility to the mellodine software. Make it a bit old firm-y in a strong scortish accent for extra kudos. Master, commander and slave all in one.