Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[wg-]

'Dogging is not essential travel' - police speak out over planned weekend meet up

A “DOGGING” event is being planned on Canvey but police have insisted it is not “essential travel” and warned the public not to attend.

www.echo-news.co.uk

 

[Murphy]

Paul Stamets was on a pod recently and warned of a series of possible viral hurricanes

had the jab but don’t want to clasp at best case scenarios just yet, see where we are in a few months

a summer lockdown is something to be mindful of, or at least balance it psychologically, so if it happens you have a personal plan-B

 

[hmg]

What he said

 

[luka]

I don't intend to watch this just wanted to say it's the most terrifying thumbnail ive ever seen

 

[luka]

I want to get off this one way road. I'm afraid. It sounds like a conveyer belt. In a slaughterhouse! Aaaaah!

 

[mixed_biscuits]

'We' is undefined, crucially

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Freedom from the great mass of CO2-belching undesirables.

 

[luka]

Boris looks like the protagonist of an HP Lovecraft story after he's been face to face with a Shoggoth

 

[Murphy]

He knows a Covid response inquiry is pending and all his hair scruffling and jowly noises won’t save him

For comedic value, imagine Cummings in a select committee hearing shitposting on all the Boris bluster and skiving

Hang the cunts

 

[wektor]

not sure if im ready to go back to work after a year of absence, also just turned out I can run gaems on my new laptop and I have the whole souls series to catch up with now.
I need more time.

 

[luka]

I feel the same way. I want at least another year of lockdown.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

 

[hmg]

I feel the same way. I want at least another year of lockdown.

Stockholm syndrome x learned helplessness

 

[mixed_biscuits]

This is what it feels like to be a domestic pet.

 

[wektor]

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I would go to a rave that looks like this. everyone in their own small tent. no spillage risk

 

[luka]

Stockholm syndrome x learned helplessness

you spent all day on the internet before this happened and you spend all day on the internet now. what's the problem?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Woman filmed removing thong to use as face mask in supermarket

‘Quite frankly I think the bacteria on your knickers is less than on the mask,’ says fellow shopper

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Mr. Tea]

you spent all day on the internet before this happened and you spend all day on the internet now. what's the problem?

 

[hmg]

you spent all day on the internet before this happened and you spend all day on the internet now. what's the problem?

Me, 2,684 messages in 16 years

You, 56,722

 

[luka]

thats called making the most of your time