How much Limmy have you got in you Shiels? How much Dee Dee?
Troublesome, jam sandwich eaters?
I appreciate this was probably said in jest, but without coming the patronising antagonist it represents a particularly SE-centric world-view, with more than a little English class angst. Homogeneous? I don’t even know where to begin there.
Instead of imagining, after corona maybe try visiting.
Ive been to Glasgow. But mentioning that would have spoiled the routine. But you're not Scottish. You used the word 'yoot.'