The Garden of Forking Paths

[kid charlemagne]

Did you just read that? I remember you mentioned it at the Cale show.

no way were yall at that show in brooklyn?????

 

[Clinamenic]

no way were yall at that show in brooklyn?????

Yes the East Coast Dudes Plenary meeting occurred that evening in Prospect Park's sonic bath.

 

[kid charlemagne]

There’s no chance yall even understood that show…. But wow we were in same place at same time before I was here…. We might have even seen eachother….

 

[sus]

There’s no chance yall even understood that show….

Please, expand

 

[kid charlemagne]

See what I mean lol… don’t worry tho… I often get on the wrong trains and don’t even realize until after a couple stops

 

[Clinamenic]

Sus methinks kid needs a more thorough hazing.

 

[Clinamenic]

As context for the lads, we forced Kid to lip sync Caroline Polachek’s entire discography publicly in NYC transit. It was extremely embarrassing, everyone laughed at him even little children, but evidently it wasn’t enough to impress upon him our seniority.

 

[Clinamenic]

Mvuent kept tripping him as he sashayed down the train car

 

[Clinamenic]

Next we will force him to wear Sus’ ghillie suit and perpetrate vile acts in Central Park.

 

[Clinamenic]

We will force him to sit at one of those austurbane bodegas for an entire evening without ordering anything or speaking a word.

 

[Clinamenic]

We will force him to watch a double bill of late Woody Allen films and applaud convincingly both times.

 

[Clinamenic]

We will force him to purchase a Bob Dylan record and hurl it like a frisbee into the Hudson River.

 

[Clinamenic]

We will find a Brooklyn bar with bathroom stall with a glory hole and force him to announce to every man who enters the adjoining stall that @shakahislop sent him to “deliver the pleasure of a thousand hipsters.”

 

[kid charlemagne]

Sus methinks kid needs a more thorough hazing.

this is one of the saddest things youve ever typed out and sent lol.... ur tastes is in ur ass

 

[kid charlemagne]

As context for the lads, we forced Kid to lip sync Caroline Polachek’s entire discography publicly in NYC transit. It was extremely embarrassing, everyone laughed at him even little children, but evidently it wasn’t enough to impress upon him our seniority.

u are a hippie in child protective services... no one even knows who that is

 

[kid charlemagne]

We will force him to watch a double bill of late Woody Allen films and applaud convincingly both times.

ive done this already.... theyre good

 

[kid charlemagne]

We will force him to purchase a Bob Dylan record and hurl it like a frisbee into the Hudson River.

why would i ever do this..... weed is destroying ur limbic system....

 

[Clinamenic]

Well played kid, well played.

 

[sus]

As context for the lads, we forced Kid to lip sync Caroline Polachek’s entire discography publicly in NYC transit. It was extremely embarrassing, everyone laughed at him even little children, but evidently it wasn’t enough to impress upon him our seniority.

It was adorable hearing his pubescent voice crack on the chorus of "So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings"

 

[sus]

ive done this already.... theyre good

A doubleheader of Rainy Day In New York doesn't count