i wish you came to visit up the allotment before Colin lost his marbles and was shipped back up to Lancaster, he was a great inspiration, always going on about how young and handsome i am, and regaling with his wartime ladyboy experiences in singapore and with a madagascan lady called the snake. he let drop one day that "I've always enjoyed dressing in ladies clothes my whole life gets me right hard like nothing else" another day he dyed his hair purple, if it was a mistake he wouldnt admit to it, and he'd fought off so many cancers that he was more or less just gristle left over
this is what we have to look forward to 😂