BoxedJoy Psychoanalysis Thread

[line b]

It's not that I believe we are better than animals. It's just that I don't understand them and I don't understand their appeal. There's enough bogging, yukky people out there, and they're allegedly trained and integrated into our standards.

and thus horses- the big throbbing phallus between your legs, galloping unencumbered by the drunken 'yukky' aunts of the world

 

[line b]

but no horse will bring back little ben, boxed.

 

[IdleRich]

to be fair, what a way to go, drowning in booze, Ben knew

Gives the lie to the saying "drinks like a fish".

 

[version]

I once found a pair of PVC sleeves with hooves on the end for sale online.

 

[IdleRich]

I once found a pair of PVC sleeves with hooves on the end for sale online.

Surely you need four and one of those buttplugs with a tail... I've said too much.

 

[boxedjoy]

In these trying times who couldn't do with a little horse etc

 

[version]

Well, they were clearly designed for human hands and arms. I think they'd be trickier to operate on your feet. Maybe you can buy a full set somewhere.

 

[boxedjoy]

In general I just don't get nature and the natural world. Like, going into the woods to clear your mind is great I'm sure, but do you know what's even better? Freely available hot running water and YouTube.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I once found a pair of PVC sleeves with hooves on the end for sale online.

This is the sort of stuff Wish.com pushes in its sponsored Facebook ads, isn't it?

 

[catalog]

boxedjoy do you have a hygiene and house cleaning regime you can share?

 

[boxedjoy]

Wash yourself every morning, vacuum every second day, try not to let the misery of existential crises set in, make sure the dishes are washed or steeping before bed. Nothing exceptional. It's not like I'm a germaphobe, It's just that animals represent a different kind of messiness and uncleanliness.

 

[catalog]

cheers. vacuuming every second day is something i feel i wont be able to achieve ever.

 

[line b]

?

 

[luka]

 

[Murphy]

 

[luka]

a woman who worked for him had the job of wanking off the dolphins to stop them getting sexually aggressive

 

[boxedjoy]

yes the documentary on BBC4 about this is my favourite hour of television I've ever seen

 

[boxedjoy]

?

that's not where I would have put the hole

 

[line b]

Dolphin vaginas will blow your mind

Penises have received more attention than vaginas for way too long. But we are here to change that... and talk about dolphin vaginas.

whalescientists.com

 

[boxedjoy]

I was only joking, I definitely have zero sexual inclinations towards dolphins or indeed any non-human species