Locker room talk: rolling basketball thread

[luka]

Stan! Lol. Imagine him trying to catch a ball!!@@

 

[luka]

Season starts in an hour


@constant escape do you know what basketball is?

 

[IdleRich]

Stan! Lol. Imagine him trying to catch a ball!!@@

How hard can it be?

 

[luka]

For him?!! Very hard. He doesnt occupy the body like usual humans

 

[0bleak]

you could equally be talking about me here

 

[luka]

you could equally be talking about me here

you love sex tho. youre a category above. you like occupying the body. a sex maniac.

 

[Clinamenic]

For him?!! Very hard. He doesnt occupy the body like usual humans

Very true, which makes the fact that I played rec league basketball for several years as a kid all the more entertaining. I constituted merely a spacetime perturbation on the court.

 

[line b]

Hes way more strong and athletic than you but i can imagine him being very uncoordinated. Balls hitting in the face, hes tripping over his laces etc

Yes pretty much, moved like a baby deer out there on the court

 

[IdleRich]

What was the score?

 

[luka]

They seem to play evwry 3 days whats going on

i looked it up they actually play every 2 days. it's insane. theres no other sport where that happens as far as i know. lakers have played the nuggets twice since the trade happened which was about a week ago.

 

[IdleRich]

But have they played Mavs?

 

[luka]

yes

 

[luka]

they won. remember that evil looking man staring at luka?

 

[version]

i looked it up they actually play every 2 days. it's insane. theres no other sport where that happens as far as i know. lakers have played the nuggets twice since the trade happened which was about a week ago.

They only play for like 30 mins a night though, what with all the ads and timeouts, people coming on and off the bench.

 

[luka]

nobody want or needs that much basketball though.

 

[IdleRich]

Who won? Did Luka put it in the bucket?
If so Line B must have felt as though he was being forcefully violated without lube by an old friend. Awful.

 

[IdleRich]

They only play for like 30 mins a night though, what with all the ads and timeouts, people coming on and off the bench.

So you're saying it's not a very demanding sport.

 

[IdleRich]

nobody want or needs that much basketball though.

 

[IdleRich]

I'm really starting to feel for @line b now - articles like this popping up everywhere, it must be like your beloved ex flaunting her new man all over, ostentatiously kissing him and constantly going on about she's never loved anyone this way before. It's needlessly cruel.



And I thought I was pissed off about Rashford having a couple of half-decent games for villa.

 

[kid charlemagne]

idlerich an wise luka will believe everything they see on the internet