Locker room talk: rolling basketball thread

[Leo]

Hmm...not sure I'd call being on the wrong end of a 39-14 third-quarter a good showing! so now looks like horrors is available tonight, but Derek white now out for personal reasons. (EDIT: his wife is giving birth tonight...better now than game seven!)

but yeah, FiveThirtyEight still has them the favorite to win it all

2021-22 NBA Predictions

FiveThirtyEight’s NBA forecast projects the winner of each game and predicts each team's chances of advancing to the playoffs and winning the NBA finals.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com

 

[sus]

Sounds like Horford's back

 

[luka]

I'll kill anyone here one on one I promise you won't score one bucket

 

[luka]

Imagine Limburger trying to playing basket ball lmao he can't even dribble it between his legs he'd bounce in his face lmao

 

[luka]

Trying to shoot like netball player from the chest lmao a man that's literally never played sport in his life

 

[luka]

Dying imagining Limburger trying to play sport oh my god pasty limbs all uncoordinated

 

[luka]

Liberal arts college basketball. Throwing the ball in his own face

 

[luka]

His shoelaces are untied he's tripping over them falling on his face

 

[luka]

Limburger comining out in full San Antonio Spurs kit, socks to the knees

 

[luka]

Patrick Ewings on untied falling over

 

[luka]

Vest on backwards

 

[luka]

Relationship with the ball like it's an illegal immigrant, embaressed awkward deference

 

[luka]

Doesn't want to touch it,

 

[luka]

Stiff flat hand slapping it apologetically lmao

 

[luka]

Slapping it like a bird has asked him to slap her bum, experimental confused slapping the orange globe

 

[luka]

Craner tells this hilarious story about a bird

Asking him to slap her bum and he's going well, OK, that's Limburger trying to dribble the basketball

 

[luka]

This weird effete slap every time it bounces up to his chin

 

[luka]

Limburger where are you

 

[luka]

Gus throws him an innocuous pass and it whacks him in the nuts

 

[luka]

Mwawwahahaha oh my god he doesn't know direction he's shooting makes a half court shot, but it's the wrong direction