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yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
it's about a guy who makes sausages from all sorts of random stuff. it's so disgusting.
 

boxedjoy

Well-known member
16" pizza - cheese, mushroom, spicy chicken. Two portions of chips and 2l of Irn Bru. £18 including delivery. I would have shared a picture but the file size was too big and I couldn't have cropped it without taking away from the pizza's comedically gargantuan size.

It's been a rough day. Yesterday was a socially distanced lunchtime walk round the park with a hipflask that somehow lasted til midnight. This afternoon I found out that my redundancy at work is now not just a vague inevitability but definitely happening on a proper timescale and is now "real." Can't even go to the pub or plan a dance thanks to lockdown so the only option was to eat my feelings.
 

luka

Well-known member
We have the Margarita, King of the pizzas. Also, at the scuzzier end of the market, the cheese feast.
 

version

Well-known member
Yeah, I'm joking. It's Hawaiian. Although only really from the specific place I get them.
 

luka

Well-known member
For example here is a sample of the menu of one of my locals, pizza base


Always freshly made dough We don't believe in frozen dough so we make it fresh on the premises everyday All pizzas come with three choice of pizza base sauce (Italian tomatoes, Mexican salsa & Texas BBQ sauce) All pizzas are served with 1 garlic herb dip Extra toppings & stuffed crust are available
Margherita Pizza
Mozzarella cheese & tomato
10" Med Margherita


£7.99
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12" Lrg Margherita


£9.99
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15" Sup Margherita


£10.99
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18" X-Sup Margherita


£12.99
 

luka

Well-known member
Hawaiian Pizza
Ham & pineapple
10" Med Hawaiian


£9.99
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12" Lrg Hawaiian


£12.99
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15" Sup Hawaiian


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Hawaiian


£16.99
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Beefy One Pizza
Red onions, mushrooms & double beef
10" Med Beefy One


£9.99
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12" Lrg Beefy One


£12.99
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15" Sup Beefy One


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Beefy One


£16.99
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Pepperoni Lover Pizza
Double cheese & double pepperoni
10" Med Pepperoni Lover


£9.99
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12" Lrg Pepperoni Lover


£12.99
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15" Sup Pepperoni Lover


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Pepperoni Lover


£16.99
 

luka

Well-known member
Vegetarian Supreme Pizza
Red onions, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives & sweetcorn
10" Med Vegetarian Supreme


£9.99
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12" Lrg Vegetarian Supreme


£12.99
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15" Sup Vegetarian Supreme


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Vegetarian Supreme


£16.99
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Vegetarian Hot Pizza
Red onions, mushrooms, green peppers, jalapenos & green chilli
10" Med Vegetarian Hot


£9.99
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12" Lrg Vegetarian Hot


£12.99
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15" Sup Vegetarian Hot


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Vegetarian Hot


£16.99
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Pizza Base Special Pizza
Ham, pepperoni, beef, onions, sweetcorn, mushrooms & pepper
10" Med Pizza Base Special


£9.99
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12" Lrg Pizza Base Special


£12.99
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15" Sup Pizza Base Special


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Pizza Base Special


£16.99
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Hot & Spicy Pizza
Beef, red onions, green peppers & jalapenos
10" Med Hot & Spicy


£9.99
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12" Lrg Hot & Spicy


£12.99
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15" Sup Hot & Spicy


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Hot & Spicy


£16.99
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Meat Feast Pizza
Pepperoni, ham & spicy beef
10" Med Meat Feast


£9.99
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12" Lrg Meat Feast


£12.99
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15" Sup Meat Feast


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Meat Feast


£16.99
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Chicken Tikka Pizza
Chicken tikka, onions, mushrooms, jalapenos & green peppers
10" Med Chicken Tikka


£9.99
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12" Lrg Chicken Tikka


£12.99
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15" Sup Chicken Tikka


£14.99
+
18" X-Sup Chicken Tikka


£16.99
 

luka

Well-known member
Seafood Pizza
Tuna, prawns, anchovies & fresh tomato
10" Med Seafood


£9.99
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12" Lrg Seafood


£12.99
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15" Sup Seafood


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Seafood


£16.99
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Meatball Deluxe Pizza
Bbq sauce, onions, meatballs & pepperoni
10" Med Meatball Deluxe


£9.99
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12" Lrg Meatball Deluxe


£12.99
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15" Sup Meatball Deluxe


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Meatball Deluxe


£16.99
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Donner Pizza
Lamb doner, red onions, fresh tomatoes & chilli sauce
10" Med Donner


£9.99
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12" Lrg Donner


£12.99
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15" Sup Donner


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Donner


£16.99
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Absolute Chinese Pizza
Mushrooms, sweetcorn & Chinese chicken
10" Med Absolute Chinese


£9.99
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12" Lrg Absolute Chinese


£12.99
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15" Sup Absolute Chinese


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Absolute Chinese


£16.99
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Farmhouse Pizza
Ham & mushrooms
10" Med Farmhouse


£9.99
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12" Lrg Farmhouse


£12.99
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15" Sup Farmhouse


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Farmhouse


£16.99
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BBQ Original Pizza
Bbq sauce, red onions, roasted chicken & green peppers
10" Med BBQ Original


£9.99
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12" Lrg BBQ Original


£12.99
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15" Sup BBQ Original


£14.99
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18" X-Sup BBQ Original


£16.99
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Mexican Supreme Pizza
Mexican chicken, red onions, jalapenos, garlic, parsley & red peppers
10" Med Mexican Supreme


£9.99
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12" Lrg Mexican Supreme


£12.99
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15" Sup Mexican Supreme


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Mexican Supreme


£16.99
 

luka

Well-known member
Chicken Tandoori Pizza
Tandoori chicken, mushrooms, red onions, green chillies & green peppers
10" Med Chicken Tandoori


£9.99
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12" Lrg Chicken Tandoori


£12.99
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15" Sup Chicken Tandoori


£14.99
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18" X-Sup Chicken Tandoori


£16.99
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American Hot Pizza
Pepperoni, red onions & green chillies
10" Med American Hot


£9.99
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12" Lrg American Hot


£12.99
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15" Sup American Hot


£14.99
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18" X-Sup American Hot


£16.99
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Half & Half Pizza
10" Med Half & Half


£11.99
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12" Lrg Half & Half


£14.99
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15" Sup Half & Half


£16.99
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18" X-Sup Half & Half
 

luka

Well-known member
I've never been to that place obviously it looks discusting and anyway I've got posh places nearby.
 
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