A Lamentable Career: Craner's Guide to Oliver Stone

[luka]

In Greek mythology, Cronus, Cranus, Craner or Kronos (/ˈkroʊnəs/ or /ˈkroʊnɒs/, US: /-oʊs/, from Greek: Κρόνος, Krónoς) was the leader and youngest of the first generation of Titans, the divine descendants of Uranus, the sky, and Gaia, the earth. He overthrew his father and ruled during the mythological Golden Age, until he was overthrown by his own son Version and imprisoned in Tartarus.

 

[luka]

Excellent, you now have your opinion of a woman you first learned about at 9pm this evening categorised and filed away for future reference. Next!

@linebaugh have you read this classic thread? oliver was really angry!

 

[craner]

Oh for fuck's sake

 

[linebaugh]

@linebaugh have you read this classic thread? oliver was really angry!

I remember that. he called him a monk killing fascist with a teenaged girl friend.

 

[luka]

sorry Oliver just revisiting an old classic1

 

[luka]

You've got him on the ropes here version. Keep piling on the pressure and he'll crumble. There's no excuse for killing nuns.

@catalog

 

[catalog]

Classic thread

 

[catalog]

Please.

Version inserting the knife with a smile

 

[version]

I've just read the following five articles

Serious commitment.

 

[catalog]

Pedo Island

When I worked in a telly company briefly, one of the other guys wrote a joke treatment called "paedophile Island" where you would parachute naughty kids onto an island where paedophile lived.

Our other joke one, which we actually pitched, was called "Send them back" and was going to be naughty black and Asian kids, they get sent back to country of heritage

 

[Clinamenic]

Serious commitment.

The canon of craner has been processed and filed away into The Archive.

 

[luka]

thats actually a really good idea. when you watch the drill interviews a lot of them literally got sent back. theyll be talking about being sent back to ghana and being sad. then they come back in england and stab someone and go prison lmao

 

[Clinamenic]

The canon of craner has been processed and filed away into The Archive.

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[version]

That meme template phase was ridiculous.

 

[luka]

but also sublime

 

[luka]

gus as the shwowgirls girl, craner as pinhead, just absolutely inspired. i think it was all me. genius.

 

[luka]

mark fisher would have been proud

 

[catalog]

Yeah, you might want to keep these 'jokes' to yourself.

Very inappropriate for 2023 I know, but in a sense the immediately preceding attitude, I guess this was 2004 or so, has produced the mores of now.

 

[catalog]

gus as the shwowgirls girl, craner as pinhead, just absolutely inspired. i think it was all me. genius.

It was the best single dissensus moment of that year. I was there.