Euro 2020

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I haven't felt this stressed out since Euro 96

 

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It has tragic penalty shoot out and national trauma written all over it

 

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This happens every time I watch football

 

[version]

It has tragic penalty shoot out and national trauma written all over it

I didn't watch football for six years after we went out on penalties to Portugal in Euro 2004.

 

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I remember two years later watching a Portugal-Germany match which the commentator introduced as "it's England's nemesis versus England's nemesis!"

 

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Just fucking score a goal, how difficult can it be?

 

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The net is massive.

 

[Mr. Tea]

This happens every time I watch football

Stop bloody watching it then! 😡

 

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Looking at it as an outsider, England look a lot fresher.

 

[Corpsey]

"Shakespeare's question hovers over this match. So Gary, is it to be... Or

 

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Yeah, they didn't try any more Hamlet quotes after that gem.

 

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Was that Rosamund Pike in the crowd screaming "come on!!!"

 

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Or did I dream it?

 

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Oh my god

 

[version]

Fucking hell.

 

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Yikes

 

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Oh my god

 

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Are you alright?

 

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This sport should be banned

 

[Mr. Tea]

Kane is basically the reincarnation of Alfred the Great, when you think about it.