is not like other people
This comes out of your taps?!?!This abomination:
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This comes out of your taps?!?!This abomination:
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Like the pink slime in Sigourney Weaver's apartment in Ghostbusters II.This comes out of your taps?!?!
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It's called cutting off your face to spite your nose.One that occurs to me is that the UK is surely the only country in the world to vote for and demand the implementation of a huge number of economic sanctions on itself. And to have citizens actually celebrating as they are told that their own freedom of movement is being abolished.
And for that to be entirely unsurprising in that the UK is surely the country with the most people possessing a very specific type of spitefulness in which they are willing to accept something very bad happening to them as long as some other people they don't know also have something bad happen to them.
Is there a word for that? I feel that it's a particularly British kind of misanthropy that comes in a drab seventies brown colour - that professed willingness to bravely sacrifice oneself for the greater bad, to take a hit for the team as long as the rest of the team also gets hit and some brown person somewhere suffers.
Fucking hell what happened to twist everyone up so much that there is an actual debate about whether or not life boats should pull aboard drowning people in case they turn out to be illegal? Anyone who argues that needs to be impaled on a double tap and pumped full of salad cream...
Actually, fuck it, I have now been officially sucked into thinking about taps. Here we go....
Firstly, I think that there was an assumption that as a proud Englishman, I would prefer the two tap system, but, let me make it clear, I am NOT arguing that having separate taps is better. I agree that in almost* every imaginable scenario the single version is better for the reasons admirably summarised and lucidly described by @suspended above. In fact, I think that everyone does agree, or at least half agree, cos every house I ever lived in had the single tap thing in the kitchen and the double version in the toilet and bathroom sink, sometimes reverting to the single tap system once more in the bath.
So, I agree that it is perplexing when you are first hit by the apparent discovery that UK tap technology has not yet reached the level at which it can develop the single flow system which allows the continuum of temperatures one desires and expects; and then one is confronted by the almost worse discovery that the builders and plumbers are indeed aware that this can be done and are in fact capable of producing that very system (possessing both the knowledge and the materials), yet, seemingly are also incapable of following the simple - and I believe irrefutable - argument laid out by Gus (and other tap obsessives before him) clearly demonstrating the superiority of one system - with the result that they somehow hedge their bets and make approximately half of the taps in a given house one way, and the other half, the other.
I and I suspect most of the rest of you have seen the reaction of Americans (and people from other countries, in fact probably all countries) over the years to their first meeting with a double-tap sink. Normally there is hilarity, perhaps some photographs shared on their social media for others to laugh with them, but it quickly becomes apparent it is nervous laughter, covering fear, cos normally they continue as though confronted by some kind of diabolical hydraulical conundrum which must be solved before the weary traveller can gain access to the life giving, cleansing fluid....
And it's this that kinda surprises me.... yes, the system that some houses in the UK use on some of their sinks is mildly worse than the system that other countries opt for, there is a possible delay of a few seconds in some situations, perhaps occasionally even some other kind of incredibly miniscule inconvenience that I can't think of off the top of my head, but I'm surprised that there are people who care enough this to talk about it and take pictures of the tap; yes just by statistics and so on I get that there could be one or even two people out there boring enough to do so... but seemingly there are millions and millions of them, constantly being amazed, staggered, blown away by this insanity, feeling the need to document it yet again, to prove that all of their other faucet fucking predecessors were not lying, those other trillions of photos out there, diligently recorded by tap geeks were in fact real and not the product of some kind of gigantic international tap hoax. I suppose that what I am saying is, who cares?
*And I say "almost" here only for the sake (now that I am, after all, giving up a rather large number of seconds which, when you think about it, could have instead been spent smoking heroin while having my dick sucked) of completeness, which I suppose demands that I should point out that one can dream up a number of artificial scenarios in which you might need two streams at different temperatures or something....
There's no doubt a pun or two I could make about the subject, but I don't want to faucet.
Why not.... some people collect records, others stamps, some like to stand by railways and note down train numbers. Did you ever see that film Helvetica about the font? There is this bit where they are interviewing this designer guy and he is explaining his love for fonts in general and Helvetica in particular and he says something like "Some people are obsessed with girls' bottoms, I am obsessed with fonts" - and to me that makes absolutely perfect sense.
Rich, you've really opened my eyes on this one. I didn't understand why Martin and others felt the need to defend two-taps, but now I do. I can only imagine how infuriating this stream of tap commentary coming in and out of your country is.Actually, fuck it, I have now been officially sucked into thinking about taps. Here we go....
like yer music geek can start a conversation with a "normal" about music and reasonably expect that the man on the street will have a certain level of knowledge about the topic, that he will have favourites and so on, and that given a new (to them) piece of music he or she will likely have an opinion on it and quite possibly feel a desire to express it and maybe explain why they feel as they do.
I reckon you're right on that last bit... I think I even said that in my post didn't I? It's almost worse that they do have that kinda tap but they don't use it.... or weirder still, I reckon ninety percent of houses in the UK have that system in the kitchen but not in the bathroom, surely one way must be better so just do it that right? Mixing them up seems to be just total tap anarchy or.... do they really think that somehow one is better for the kitchen and the other for the bathroom and if they do think that, why? Could they possibly know something I don't.Rich, you've really opened my eyes on this one. I didn't understand why Martin and others felt the need to defend two-taps, but now I do. I can only imagine how ingratiating this stream of tap commentary coming in and out of your country is.
For myself, didn't realize until yesterday that the Brits even had two-tap sinks. I've never mustered the money to fly across the pond and hang in Londy. So I wasn't aware.
Not to defend the pedants, but I believe the main cause of the cacophony is pure conundrum: why why why the foreigner asks. It is less the quantityt of inconvenience and more a complete inability to explain a design choice that appears to be commonplace.
Of course, not all people fit the prescription, but music is one of the safer ones as a rule.I wouldn't even expect that - once when I was hitch-hiking I attempted to make conversation by asking the driver what music he liked, and he was "that one that goes da-di-da" - just not interested in music whatsoever - what he was interested in was pointing out the points on the road where he had had a car crash and telling me that he was a "glamour photographer" which turned out to be a much more interesting conversation than talking about records
Of course, not all people fit the prescription, but music is one of the safer ones as a rule.
And "glamour photographer" - are we back to girls´ bottoms here?
I've heard this board demands at least one pretentious misuse per sincere post—we haven't had our quota filled since "ennervating" two nights backBut I'm not sure you mean ingratiating there do you?
although apparently the secret to a good photo was "come to bed eyes
yes, he took photos for porn mags
Yes, I did see that, and realised it must have been in error, did it get picked up on?I've heard this board demands at least one pretentious misuse per sincere post—we haven't had our quota filled since "ennervating" two nights back