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luka

luka

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woops and sex, hes obsessed with sex. hes the only man ive met who describes himself
without a trace of irony as a 'pussyhound'
 
woops

woops

is not like other people
luka said:
woops and sex, hes obsessed with sex. hes the only man ive met who describes himself
without a trace of irony as a 'pussyhound'
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yes this is one of @luka's favourite routines, suggesting someone he knows is somewhere on the spectrum between master seducer and sex pest. in fact i was quite relieved when he selected @sufi for the treatment at the dissensus meet up instead of me. as it is i'd like to see a thread called "woops top ten sex posts" compiled from my 17 year history of dissensus posting, take as long as you need lads
 
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line b

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woops said:
yes this is one of @luka's favourite routines, suggesting someone he knows is somewhere on the spectrum between master seducer and sex pest. in fact i was quite relieved when he selected @sufi for the treatment at the dissensus meet up instead of me. as it is i'd like to see a thread called "woops top ten sex posts" compiled from my 17 year history of dissensus posting, take as long as you need lads
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woops said:
:D

there was this girl dressed as a stupid slut-candy at the club saturday night. tacky adult entertainment outfit. me and my friend Ella were making fun of her - well it's more Ella making fun of her and me going along - but secretly i was like "damn, girl's kinda... mmm hmm nasty in all the wrong but so raunchy right kinda way. and i think all the guys in the entire room secretly wanted a piece of the action. so she does the flirty kind of shy seductress thing and freaks me for a good 5 minutes at one point... i was very conflicted about openly getting down with her because... well Ella is kind of giving me subtle vibez too that night and our friendship is in the beginning stage that might turn into something else at any time and... also it's just a little embarrassing to have the official slut of the party riding your leg for any prolonged period of time. so i played it off like yeah I'll dance with you kinda nasty style a little bit but it's all just fun and games - exchanging quite a few knowing smiles with other dudes like "freak!" haha... but at the end of the night we trade cards and she's the director of this art gallery. I was like oh? and next day went online, and it's not a cheesy gallery at all, showing what looks like good solid work.

:slanted:

not sure if it was a good idea but i sent her SMS sunday afternoon -- was that a character last night or are you like that all the time?

:)

(is that funny or do you think she might take it the wrong way? i don't know if she knows who it's from but i think maybe)

so now the only option is to stop by there and check it/her out sometime soon.
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luka

luka

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i remember that one well. i think i might have pulled it out the archive recently to mock
 
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